The
Rules

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules.

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The Velominati have put it in writing. Twice.

The Rules: The Way of the Cycling Disciple The Hardmen: Legends and Lessons from the Cycling Gods

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If you have to choose, choose quality over quantity La Vie Velominatus

May 18, 2015  •  3 min read

Short But Sweet

My lungs feel my favorite way my lungs can feel. Every breath I take tells me the whereabouts of each alveolus. They feel raw, like they were scraped…

Keepers Tour

Apr 15, 2015  •  3 min read

On Rule #3: The Apocalypse

With The Rules being officially published in three languages (English English, American English, and soon Dutch) and now also being offered in a large full-color format…

Awesome French Guys

Jul 20, 2016  •  2 min read

Tough Boys

Forget the skinny climbers for a moment. Let’s talk about these two on Stage 16 and appreciate just why they are the professionals and we…

Vocabulary

The Lexicon

The Velominati have their own set of nicknames and terms which have developed over time through posts and correspondence.

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