Look Pro: Baller
Whenever something tries to be something it isn’t, you wind up getting into trouble. Those Cutlass Cruisers in the 70’s and 80’s with vinyl wood panelling weren’t fooling anyone. Neither are those linoleum tiles in my kitchen; not one person in history has ever mistaken them for being marble. And Lycra has never tricked anyone into believing it was a pair of jean shorts. Despite the extra effort to add a fly and pockets to them.
Which brings up an important point. Looking Pro is not the same as Looking Fantastic. They mostly just stumble into looking cool because they’re on their bikes so much that everything becomes natural for them. But Pros frequently look completely crap, often because their sponsors are paying them to wear something no one in their right mind would ever wear. Like denim-printed bib shorts. But sometimes, when you’re baller enough, you can pull off the most horrendous of kit and still Look Fantastic.
Pantani is the only rider on the long list of those who rode for Carrera who ever pulled off this look. Shit, he even pulled off the all-denim-print long sleeve jersey. He might even have special-ordered it, just to prove he could do it.
Don’t try this at home, kids. You are not this cool, and you can not pull off that look. Pencils down, class dismissed.
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@frank
That’s the old Vetta helmet. I had one around ’91 or ’92. I remember purchasing it because : 1) it was the same one Rolf Sorenson wore with Ariostea, and 2) it was $40 at Bike Nashbar. I found it in the garage a couple months ago, looks surprisingly similar to an aero-road lid of today.
@DaftPunk
Totally agree, Chiapucci rocked it in Carrera denim
@frank
@wiscot
@nate. Now THAT is a mullet!!
@gilly
GERT!!!!!
@Teocalli
Far be it from me to accuse another cyclist of sin. More a comment on the overall look really. To me red socks don’t go with nothing… Merckx may have worn black lace-ups, but with red socks? Not unless they were soaked with the blood of crushed fools perhaps…
Anyway, a nostalgic vote here for the first cycling jersey I owned which did not have chest pockets (as wrong then as now) – Ceramiche Ariostea in wool, before printing technology allowed the addition of a red and yellow inverted fish scale pattern. From the sublime to the ridiculous, yet again…
@Teocalli
now I’m going to pull you lot up on this, there’s no need for laced shoes to be reserved for vintage days…
@Mikael Liddy
Strong Empire game ! However why has the shower got carpet in it ?
@Chris
A Mario Bro’s mushroom ?!? Ohhh man… so classic. That was good. Really good. Quite a remarkable achievement ?? Hah, double cheers!
@Barracuda
haha, office has floor based air con vents, causes interesting feels when you combine an upward cool breeze, freshly shaved guns & suit pants!
Also, ride departs are slightly delayed nowadays due to extra time choosing which shoes to wear…
@Nate
You know it!!! Half cyclist half son of Satan
El Diablo in the polka dot jersey: the real deal. A climber who rides with heart and goes on these crazy, long solo breakaways? Yes, please. When I was a kid that’s the rider I wanted to be (and, in my heart, that’s still true). I’ll admit that I wanted a polka dot jersey because when I thought of it, he was wearing it. Sometimes it’s the man that makes the shirt.
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@Mikael Liddy
Goddammit man! Your sartorial splendour is giving me a serious case of footwear envy. Empires and Rapha GTs??
If I manage to ever make it back to the Land Down Under you and I are going for a ride.
@gilly
You know what he’s thinking “If I look dopey enough no-one will associate me with this monstrosity of a “bike” I’m holding. Either that or he’s pretending not to see the mysteriously airborne truck right behind him.
@fignons barber
The Z Peugeot rider is wearing a Giro Air Attack. Still got mine. If it wasn’t a good fit out of the box you just added more and more foam padding inside.
@unversio
@Chris
Poor lads. You underestimate me. It all ties together with the frame colors quite nicely…
@Stephen
Not to keep railing on you, but is that a fucking cup of coffee in your rear bidon??
@frank
based on the stem, saddle, tires and bar tape combo, this was a few years ago, but I would assume it was a post ride cappuccino. The ambient lighting makes me think it was an overcast and cool day, but not Rule #9 weather.
@Mikael Liddy
Get some shoe modeling talent to hire for any other images like this — or just don’t do it.
@unversio
yeah I wasn’t particularly happy with it either, but it was the only shot I had of that pair in use & uncovered at this stage. Belgian Booties are all I’m seeing at the moment with pre-dawn winter rides.
@wiscot
The “designer” was Larry Fignon, according to his autobio. He apparently did up the Systeme U kit as well. As for the mullet, well, the two-time Grand Boucle winner had a little more class than that . . .
@wiscot
Many of these top 10 lists out there are put together by some dopey intern who thinks history begins in about 1998. It’s pathetic. As a historian, it’s depressing. I have no idea how anyone is going to impress upon someone raised with a smart phone and wikipedia that there is more to the world than googling something for instant gratification, which then goes out the window to be forgotten.
Since this has somehow morphed into a shoe, sock, and kit thread … Rode my retro-mod steel is real Hollands over the weekend with retro Renault-Elf jersey and modern Sock Guy plaid socks. Stripes and plaid. Le Blaireau meets Sock Guy style.
@Ron
Amen brother. I’m not that old, but my point of reference for “old” is pre WW2. After that we’re in the modern era. I fear we are going to be succeeded by generations of people with the attention-spans of fruit flies.
@chuckp
Lookin’ good… wait… why is your Hollands in the little ring / big cog?
@Stephen
What the hell man? Those shorts don’t tie anything together.
@chuckp
nice, especially liking the socks.
@Stephen
You Sir, are surely taking the piss ! Please tell me Im right.
@Stephen
While we may give you credit for a piss take, that frame is mostly black. ‘nuf said.
@DeKerr
Thank you.
End of my ride. I pretty much start and end all my rides from home these days. Gives me a chance to both warm up and cool down riding in an urban environment. So I’m always in my small ring leaving and returning. Plus my Hollands is old school gearing. 53/39 up front and 12×23 in back — used to be 12×21 when I raced but I had to make an accommodation for getting old(er). :-) Even so, 39×23 is hardly that small a gear compared to modern compact gearing.
@Mikael Liddy
Thank you. IMHO they match in a clashing sort of way. :-) And these days I kind of prefer my socks to be “loud.”
@chuckp
you may be keen on the work of Jeremy Dunn & The Athletic – http://www.theathleticcommunity.com/
Cooler than ice…
twice…
@Mikael Liddy
Thanks Mikael! I see a pair of their La Cubiste socks in my future.
@frank
Isn’t it spelled, “Balleur”?
@wiscot
the mullet is an underappreciated and unfairly maligned haircut.
@Cary
It is? Where the hell do you live man?
@wiscot
In some parts of the world the mullet is a purely functional hair style. The flowing locks down the back help keep the sun off of the neck. The more trimmed look on the top and sides helps keep one cool (temp wise). This should actually be perfect for pro cyclist. However, function often follows fashion.
@Rick
Time for you to ease up on the Bud Lite. Or make confessions like this in a different thread than “Look Pro”.
@MangoDave
Haha, not a confession just an observation. As for me, I have a full Pantani hair style.
@Rick
Hmmmmm . . . having the hair long enough to cover the neck in the case of a mullet is a case of “too much, too late” as the wearer’s neck has already been exposed to he sun and is therefore red in hue.
Mullet for cycling? Must be a TVM thing?
Business up front, party at the back!
@wiscot
It is not necessary to have a sunburn to be a redneck. Although I currently live in NYC, I grew up in a part of the US where the mullet was a functional rather than a fashion choice.
Personally, I wear an under helmet bandanna pulled low enough to cover my neck, sort of a faux mullet. I suppose you can take the boy out of the country, but……..
Although I am Dutch, like Gert-Jan and Henk, I never liked the mullet, but for these dudes, they are iconic. Only they are able to wear them. Henk nowadays sports a full Pantani haircut fwiw.
The German expression for a mullet is something to remember: vokuhila. Acronym for Vorne Kurz, Hinten Lang (translated: front short, back long).
The Dutch word is “matje” which translates into “small carpet”.
@KogaLover
The small carpet translation made me think of Vladimir Karpets, who sported a world class mullet by the way.
Since this thread has been revived, I guess I have to post this. Circa 1995. That’s me in the middle with my Hollands and denim shorts.