The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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The Community:

Velominati.com is less about the articles and more about the conversation. Those of you who read more and poster more, become an integral part of the discussion and help carry the momentum forward. There are several levels of Velominatus*:

Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.

Level 3 Velominatus: The regular reader and casual poster.

Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.

Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.

Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

Conduct:

We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.

Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.

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  • Dear keepers et al,

    How about a food & drink section?

    My local supermarket just started stocking this recovery ale, and I wanted to share this important information with you all, however I was unsure where to post it.

    You're welcome.

  • i've made a couple of posts already, but, in keeping with rule 19, what's the appropriate way to introduce oneself here?

  • @Cary

    i’ve made a couple of posts already, but, in keeping with Rule #19, what’s the appropriate way to introduce oneself here?

    That works!  Welcome.

    Another way is to post a pic of #1 having studied Rule #26 (or just deny knowledge of Rule #26) with a short summary of your riding locale.

  • @Teocalli

    @Cary

    i’ve made a couple of posts already, but, in keeping with Rule #19, what’s the appropriate way to introduce oneself here?

    That works! Welcome.

    Another way is to post a pic of #1 having studied Rule #26 (or just deny knowledge of Rule #26) with a short summary of your riding locale.

    cool.  where should i post it?  i am quite new to this site as a commentor, obviously, though i have read extensively.

  • common sense should have played a role in figuring this out for myself.  sorry, and thanks!

  • My seatpost is thisssssssss long!

    Alright folks!  Time for a bit of "It's a Wonderful Velominati Life".

    Frahnk, through no fault of his own, is in the lurch for a bunch of kit money at a bit of a rough time.  He is actually selling off his bikes trying to raise the funds to make it right (kind of like cashing in his life insurance money, eh???).

    Somehow the Mr Potter of this world has stolen his $8,000 bucks (or whatever the fuck the amount was).

    So I propose that anyone that can, donate a bit of money to the site.  And this is not me trying to raise money for my kit, this is just trying to help out Frahnk and the site.

    Obviously I have no idea of how to do this but if someone can set up one of those internet donation help sites, I'd love to contribute!

    Thanks all and Merckxy Christmas!!!

     

  • Please advise:  I registered on the site Monday morning and created my first post on my android device.  Although the 'publishing post' box came up I could not see it.  I then tried posting twice again with the same results.

    I then thought I'd try posting from a PC and was surprised to see my first post on the site (I fear there are several others possibly in the queue now).

    Is there a delay associated with 'posting'.  Thanks

  • @Buck Rogers

     

    My seatpost is thisssssssss long!

    Alright folks! Time for a bit of “It’s a Wonderful Velominati Life”.

    Frahnk, through no fault of his own, is in the lurch for a bunch of kit money at a bit of a rough time. He is actually selling off his bikes trying to raise the funds to make it right (kind of like cashing in his life insurance money, eh???).

    Somehow the Mr Potter of this world has stolen his $8,000 bucks (or whatever the fuck the amount was).

    So I propose that anyone that can, donate a bit of money to the site. And this is not me trying to raise money for my kit, this is just trying to help out Frahnk and the site.

    Obviously I have no idea of how to do this but if someone can set up one of those internet donation help sites, I’d love to contribute!

    Thanks all and Merckxy Christmas!!!

    Buck, is this true or just a little holiday fun?  I'd happily donate to support this site.  Can't help with setting up a donation site, though.