Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@Barracuda
@KogaLover
@Teocalli
No, it was very legit.
Frahnk ended up, through no known fault of his own, coming up multiple $1,000's short on the kit order.
When I first tried to post it a week prior to Christmas, the post was "lost in limbo" for quite a while. I figured that Frahnk did not want me asking anyone to help raise some funds but then it suddenly showed up after New Years'.
Unfortunately nothing ever came of it but Frahnk has, as Teocalli said, resolved the issue now.
@Buck Rogers
Post #1032. Whhaaaatt ??
@Barracuda
I saw this post back then and all stayed quiet, although I would have expected someone to confirm what @Duck Rogers said. (One needs to be careful with Muricans and news these days). Who's "The Man" btw?
@Bespoke
While I love the Velominati, and I love Holland having been there a few times. Man do I dislike that word bespoke, it makes me think of Rule 5 and Stefan. Of course I'd love a custom bike when i can afford one.
Keep up the great work and spirit.
Hey Gianni,
How are things in Hawaii? Snowing like buggery here in Wisconsin. Send me an e-mail will ya please? I have a fresh bit of writing ready to go but I can't find your e-mail address!
Thanks!
@KogaLover
Yep, crickets ?
Bueller, anyone, anyone ......
@KogaLover
Buon giorno, appasionato di Koga,
Another none-native speaker here (re English), as you know - but I think I may have an idea who 'The Man' is that Buck was referring to. I saw an episode of 'Mythbusters' at some point in which Jamie and Adam tried out all sorts of urban myths about making cars run without the use of petrol or other combustibles, and generating electricity without having to use the grid, etc - and in that context, Adam kept using the expression "Sticking it to The Man".
You can look up the expression: it seemed to indicate something like "Getting the better of or Outsmarting... the 'System'" or similar, I suppose. The establishment. The Big Bucks. Wall Street. The Military-Industrial Complex. Specialized when they act their worst. Something along those lines. 'The Man' is or are the one(s) in charge, who sometimes seem(s) to grab every opportunity to screw us 'regular guys' over.
On a general note: spring is almost, almost here in the high north - and my bikes are snorting impatiently and literally champing at their bits. Happy spring riding, all (or at least those of you on the Northern hemisphere; autumn is probably nearing for the antipodes? Looking at you, Stralya and Noo Zulland).
Oops - sorry, Italians. I misspelled 'appassionato' there (should have been with double 's')
@Buck Rogers
Good things turn up in the end. Thanks @Frank.
@ErikdR
Thanks for explanation! Now I only need @Barracuda to tell me what crickets and Bueller are...