The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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  • @chris

    @Brett

    I don’t know the story behind the royalties, what happened to the kit money or why Frank’s dropped of the face of the internet but as far as I’m concerned you and Gianni don’t have anything to be apologising for.

    Neither do I!

    With any luck we’ll still bump into each other outside a beer tent on a hill in Flanders or on the cobbles somewhere. I’m not sure what the plan is for next year, the lad wants do do Flanders again but I fancy Roubaix. Maybe both with William and Alex.

    It's always a pleasure mate, I'm sure there will be future Flandrian meetings.

  • @davidlhill

     

    I still wear the V Kit – I have to confess it’s the best looking piece of kit I have!

    As do I, from time to time, in fact when out in the first rain in 4 weeks last week. That's a rarity in Scotland.

  • Perhaps someone should write a letter to Cyclist magazine asking for @Franks opinion on a mate who fucked over his close mates and clubmates and run off with all the club funds?

  • @Teocalli

    @davidlhill

    I still wear the V Kit – I have to confess it’s the best looking piece of kit I have!

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    Ditto. It was out in the sunshine this morning.

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    Alas I never got my hands on a set. When I first joined in on here I was a student, then an unemployed graduate, and by the time I had any money coming in, the Troubles had started and it's not the cheapest kit around, even before the gambling on it ever arriving was factored in. It's a real pity, because I was going to go the whole hog and get the full set.

  • @Brett

    Don't worry yourself Brett. My opinion remains unchanged. I considered you and Gianni to be a couple of cunts way before Frank did anything untoward.

     

  • @JohnB

    Perhaps someone should write a letter to Cyclist magazine asking for @Franks opinion on a mate who fucked over his close mates and clubmates and run off with all the club funds?

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    LOL

  • @JohnB

    @davidlhill

    I still wear the V Kit – I have to confess it’s the best looking piece of kit I have!

    As do I, from time to time, in fact when out in the first rain in 4 weeks last week. That’s a rarity in Scotland.

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    Imagine my dilemma -I have a V Jersey and it actually used to belong to Frank. We did an international size swap after the last round of kit deliveries.

    I wear it fairly proudly. The V is bigger than one person or one website. However cuntish.

  • @Brett

    @davidlhill

    @eightzero

    Yep.

    I’ve no idea what’s going on in Frank’s life that he couldn’t come here over a year ago and say “guys, I need to take a break, here’s the keys to the site, look after it, and I’ll be back sometime”.

    Gianni and I have tried everything over the last year or more, we don’t even get replies to emails. Not even a “sorry I’ve spent all your book royalties and all the kit order money”. Embarrassing for us to be associated with the site and brand when we all get lumped in with his doings. We’re sorry to everyone who got fucked, we know how it feels too.

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    @Gianni, @Brett you guys have fuck all to apologise for.

  • @davidlhill

    @Brett

    @davidlhill

    @eightzero

    Yep.

    I’ve no idea what’s going on in Frank’s life that he couldn’t come here over a year ago and say “guys, I need to take a break, here’s the keys to the site, look after it, and I’ll be back sometime”.

    Gianni and I have tried everything over the last year or more, we don’t even get replies to emails. Not even a “sorry I’ve spent all your book royalties and all the kit order money”. Embarrassing for us to be associated with the site and brand when we all get lumped in with his doings. We’re sorry to everyone who got fucked, we know how it feels too.

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    @Gianni, @Brett you guys have fuck all to apologise for.

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    I'll second that.

  • ....aaaand we're done here. So long, cruel VVorld. Was fun while it lasted - thanks for the memories.