Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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So when are we going to hear about how the multi-day ride across Australia went the other month? Or did everyone involved perish?
@mcsqueak
Just waiting for Marcus to submit it...
@frank
*Shakes clenched fist*
Happy Anniversary to Gianni and his VMH. A couple that rides together - stays married happily ever after. A great couple.
@Marko
Seconded! Happy Anniversary! Having spent a glorious week in their company in January, I can say without hesitation they are an example for us all. Cheers!
@all
I had a chat with Patrick over at Bulger Media last week about Hamilton and the state of our sport; have a listen:
http://packfiller.com/2011/05/26/its-time-to-talk-about-it/
1. Happy anniversary to Gianni
2. I'm listening now...
@frank
Your becoming a d class celeb in the cycling world. Up next you will be commentating on regional races.
Regional races? Hell, we need to think bigger than that. We need VTV. Imagine watching the RVV, PR, Giro, etc, livestreamed into the comfort of your own home, but instead of Italian or Flemish commentary which you don't understand (ok, Pedale and Frank, respectively, will understand, but the rest of us won't) you'd get to hear Frank, Gianni, Marko and Brett. Not that you'd find it easy to understand Frank once he got excited. Or Brett, because he's Australian. But it can be hard to understand Roche or Kelly sometimes - and that's worse, because what they have to say is useful, informative and relevant, none of which are likely to apply to Frank or Brett. And, anyway, there'd always be intelligible wry observations from Gianni, and Marko seems like the sort of reliable, grounded chap who could be relied upon as a sort of VTV Jens to take charge and drive the team forward when the need arose. So bring it on. I'll subscribe.
@G'phant
HA! That's rich and a spectacular plan. Even if I only ever get compared to Jens analogously, I'll take it. Wait until frank gets a hold of this.