Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@minion
No, not the green salad, thank you. I meant the tuna salad.
@pakrat
Given the recipes being discussed, I think you stumbled onto a hardcore cooking site. Salt? Vinegar? Fuck it. I'll just whip it out.
@Jeff in PetroMetro
Tuna Salad? I'm sorry sir we're not that kind of establishment. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
@G'phant
I'm tempted to post a photo of my little toe nail. He's like the hunchback of Notre Dame without the good looks.
Jezzus. I head out to the mountains for a nice afternoon and come back to folks whipping out their junk and giving each others food a golden shower, virtually. I usually go to a different site for that.
And this:
http://www.proform.com/tour-de-france/
the world really is coming to an end, huh? All Pharmed out. Probably get the yellow wrist cock rings if I "order right now".
@scaler911
Replying to myself, why is that dude wearing a helmet? He's not going anywhere.
@scaler911
And why's he a stationery bike with scenery like that to go and explore? Proper hills, not simulations.
And while I appreciate scaler911's effort to bring the discussion back from the depths, I have to put forward the following. In the UK, there's a town called Grimsby that's famous for its fishing industry and their football club has a chant that goes "We piss on your fish, yes we do, yes we do". Now I thought they were just being disgusting but I'll the conversation above has put that in a different light.
@Jonny @scaler911
Good for you indeed for bringing the conversation up from the depths indeed - that said, still on topic, another East Coast of England fish related activity is to be found in Lowestoft, where the Common Skate is the centre of frustration relief for the local fishermen out at sea for weeks on end - apparently it is a common site to see then nailed to the central bulkhead
So that's bottomed that one out.....
- back to the geezer with the helmet on - clearly narcolepsy is the biggest health risk here, so head protection is a wise precaution