The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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The Community:

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Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.

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Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.

Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.

Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

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We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.

Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.

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  • No, it's not me. And the red hubs are Mavic's Ksyrium ES :) (My CK's are green or black.)

  • Wow, grumble, just seeing those photos. Awesome shots! I want to ride there someday.

    Jeff, congratulations! Strong work.

    Nice work, enjoy the +1, pal!

  • @frank Thank you for the award.

    @Ron Thank you for the lead out.

    @Nate Thank you for the hand up.

    I like to think that all Velominati pulled together to banish, once and for all, the Denim Shit kit.

  • This weeks' +1 Badge goes to Scaler911 for providing a nearly endless stream of fun after calling a dude a chick and getting all riled up.

    I firmly believe that if we stopped acting like children, we'd stop having fun. Chapeau.

  • @frank

    This weeks' +1 Badge goes to Scaler911 for providing a nearly endless stream of fun after calling a dude a chick and getting all riled up.
    I firmly believe that if we stopped acting like children, we'd stop having fun. Chapeau.

    Thank you sir. Without any shame at all, I think I've earned it. Even my 'gays' think so. @all, thank you for being understanding with my dilemma. **Snark**

  • @scaler911

    @frank


    This weeks' +1 Badge goes to Scaler911 for providing a nearly endless stream of fun after calling a dude a chick and getting all riled up.I firmly believe that if we stopped acting like children, we'd stop having fun. Chapeau.

    Thank you sir. Without any shame at all, I think I've earned it. Even my 'gays' think so. @all, thank you for being understanding with my dilemma. **Snark**

    Honey, that jersey looks AbFab on you! Wear it with pride!

  • @frank

    I firmly believe that if we stopped acting like children, we'd stop having fun. Chapeau.

    Rad! And Agree. Too many uptight frou frou jackasses ride bikes like they're all that, if you're gonna go ride for a bunch of hours you may as well have fun doing it. Too many people at my place of work cultivate an air of applied misery that I can't wait to get the hell away from them and onto something where you're allowed to enjoy yourself.

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