The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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The Community:

Velominati.com is less about the articles and more about the conversation. Those of you who read more and poster more, become an integral part of the discussion and help carry the momentum forward. There are several levels of Velominatus*:

Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.

Level 3 Velominatus: The regular reader and casual poster.

Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.

Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.

Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

Conduct:

We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.

Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.

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*Levels are calculated based on the previous year’s activity.

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  • Marko :pull on your podium slippers

    That seals it. This HAS to be the next Gear offering: V podium slippers!

  • @John
    Man, I used to live right across the road from the Dux de lux when I was at University. Best PUB EVER and probably partly responsible for my lackluster grades...

  • A friend from the club we train out of pointed out this site to me. It is by far the Nirvana of all cycling websites. I am 38, married and have 2 kids. I live in Canada and ride all year round, so training in bad weather is not an issue, and I was raised on the Metric system. I have adheared to the rules. You can ask my wife and the Ladies at work. They are all jealous of the legs. I also have type 1 diabetes and wear an insulin pump. I don't know if that makes me a hardman or badass, but it does make racing challenging. After I lap others in crits, people wonder if I put EPO in my insulin pump! I DON'T! I believe those guys are called Twatwaffles. Anyway, I would love to become a member of this community and contribute to some of these discussions. I have linked this to my teams website. Some of the 'other riders', (the ones who ride in the dirt and do not dismount to cross a barrier) who occaisionally venture to the road need to see the rules. I hope this is ok with you all.

    Happy New Year, and Let the season begin! Ride safe!

  • @Carlo Capaldi

    We welcome your "membership" to the place and encourage your posts, responses, and stories. One way to get the ladies at work to notice you is surely by having nicer legs than they do. Nice work.

    Anyway, cheers, happy New Year, and thanks for your kind words about the site. All the best.

  • Hello Velominati team,

    What a great website!
    As a pavé lover, I hope you'll like our start-up about cycling tours dedicated to cobbles!
    http://www.cyclingpave.cc/
    You're welcome in the Hell of the North.
    Alex aka L'Arbre

  • Nice to find a group of like minded individuals. I may be an old washed up working stiff living in Florida, but was born with Rule 55 ingrained within my DNA--it just took me a while to discover the bike.

    Can someone explain to me why our television networks can't broadcast cycling events, other than the Tour de France, over here in the good 'ol U.S. of A? Maybe if we had some decent cycling coverage here we wouldn't have so many soft, fat asses driving around manicured golf courses with customized golf carts while drinking our pisswater beer. If we can get some routine cycling coverage, I'm retiring to Colorado someday. But if not I need to start learning a second language.