Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@The Packmonger
Welcome to Sweden. Today I did 3.5 hours in + 3 degrees and winds of 10 m/ s
@William Perreault
Perfect , spot on.
Hi, my name's Nat and I'm a long time lurker.
While out riding this afternoon, in a New Jersey kindly sent by a charity ride organiser, I suddenly realised a potential new rule.
Charity ride jerseys should NEVER be race cut.
Eagerly awaiting your reply, and keep up the critical work.
In cycling
Nat Bromhead
Had a really fun chat with Patrick Bulger the other day on his Packfiller Podcast:
http://packfiller.com/2016/02/15/frank-strack-velominati-com/
@Nat Bromhead
Nat, welcome from the shadows! I'm confused. I tjought you were riding in New Jersey. Race cut? Are you serious? All the charity jerseys I've ever seen are, at best "club fit." Your confusion may stem from the fact that many of the riders who wear such apparel are often rather generously insulated, thus rendering what in reality has all the tailoring of a bin liner, into a garment whose seams are under more stress than the San Andreas fault.
And this is before the forum opens on the "design" of said garments. In general, they can be described by the following words: garish, tasteless, lurid, offensive and "wacky."
Keeping up the critical (in the interpretation of "highly important, vital to the nation's wellbeing" sense, rather than the "that sucks dude!") work.
Yours truly,
Wiscot
@wiscot
You may have a point there whereby "cut" applies to the jersey race cut, club cut, but "fit" applies to the individual, race fit, club fit, couch fit. Hence race cut and race fit is a good combination, race cut and club fit could be marginal and race cut and couch fit will be stretching things in all senses of the words.
@frank
Actually listened to the whole thing, whilst downing a local IPA.
Was entertaining, well played.
Great stuff, Frank. I'm not sure what you were discussing but I found your dulcet tones very soothing to listen to.
@frank
Really like the part about those who've been around cycling the longest being the least elitist and dickish. As much as we abide and have very serious standards, which are both self and group imposed, I doubt any of us would be truly shitty to someone new and coming up.
Nothing wrong with codes, but definitely something wrong with discouraging new folks. And the longer you've been at something, right, the less you care and more secure you are. It's the newcomers putting style before substance who are uptight and defensive.
@Frank - What's the word on ship dates for the V-Kit order that closed in Jan. Last message I got said late March. Any update? Thanks.