The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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  • @KogaLover

    @ErikdR

    Thanks for explanation! Now I only need @Barracuda to tell me what crickets and Bueller are…

    Ha! Same here - I have no clue what that was all about, to be honest.

    But on the great, wide Interwebs, I came across this:

    "Bueller - a reference to the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (which I haven't seen, I must admit)

    "Can be used as filler when nobody responds to a question or statement, e.g.: Person 1: "Has anybody seen my hat?"; Person 2: "... (silence)..."; Person 1: "Bueller?".

    But as for 'crickets'? No idea... Same principle, perhaps? "Barracuda?"

  • @Barracuda

    @ErikdR

    Damn!  Sorry guys,  I thought that you were not serious in not understanding "The Man" reference.

    "The Man" is anything that general fuck's us up and is beyond our control and usually is used in a case where it is impossible to put your finger on the exact cause.

     

  • @ErikdR

    "Crickets" i's referring to when no won rezponds, so awl you here our the sound of the crickets in the background.  The sound of crickets is when a googley brakes a wicket and the Windies are 117 all out.

     

  • @xyxax

    @ErikdR

    “Crickets” i’s referring to when no won rezponds, so awl you here our the sound of the crickets in the background. The sound of crickets is when a googley brakes a wicket and the Windies are 117 all out.

    Will this ever stop? So now I get Bueller and cricktes, but "googley brakes a wicket and the windies are 117 all out"?

  • @KogaLover

    @xyxax

    @ErikdR

    “Crickets” i’s referring to when no won rezponds, so awl you here our the sound of the crickets in the background. The sound of crickets is when a googley brakes a wicket and the Windies are 117 all out.

    Will this ever stop? So now I get Bueller and cricktes, but “googley brakes a wicket and the windies are 117 all out”?

    This is Cricket with a capital C.  A West Indies vs England game actually produced the commentary "The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey".

    And also about the funniest piece of end of day commentary summary here.

  • @ErikdR

    @Buck Rogers

    Cheers, Buck! And no worries…

    @Barracuda, @Teocalli, @xyxax, @chris Thank you, too, gentleman, for the laughs. Brilliant stuff. (Not necessarily understanding all of it – but the parts that I did get, had me in stitches…)

    Correct on all accounts Gentlemen,  " Crickets" i.e. when no-one responds, thats the sound you hear. And " Bueller " - as in Ferris Buellers Day off - the movie.  The scene when the teacher is doing the roll call.

    Well played all !

     

  • Oi!  There are little "thumbs up" icons on all of the posts now!  Must say I'm surprised with all the give and take around ere that there are not thumbs down ones as well!

    Maybe instead of thumbs we could have little Merckx faces for thumbs up and COTHO faces for the thumbs down???

  • @Buck Rogers

    Oi! There are little “thumbs up” icons on all of the posts now! Must say I’m surprised with all the give and take around ere that there are not thumbs down ones as well!

    Maybe instead of thumbs we could have little Merckx faces for thumbs up and COTHO faces for the thumbs down???

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    Isn't it a bit of a slippery slope from wee "thumbs-up" icons to emoticons?