The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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  • @Karolinka

    @frank
    So rare is the velominata that I still suspect that Karolinka is a fabrication of the Keepers to add a new dimension to the site...

    Not sure how this can be proven otherwise...

    Fantastic descent in Giro right now. Stage is custom made for Bettini - if he was still riding..,

  • @Marcus

    @frank

    Marcus :
    @Karolinka
    @frank
    So rare is the Velominata that I still suspect that Karolinka is a fabrication of the Keepers to add a new dimension to the site...
    Not sure how this can be proven otherwise...

    HEY! OUT THERE! I'M REAL! REALLY!!!!!! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    (If you are actually interested, and please don't be on my account; I hate dragging (ugh) the Book of Face here, the V is so far above it... but I'm there, and a Liker of the Velominati Page or whatever they (BofF) call it these days... I even commented on one of the "Keepers Photos." Lotta my stuff is public. I doubt the... amount of? size of the?... new dimension (how cool, I'm a "new dimension"!) a me or an ersatz me adds would be worth the work of building a profile of Ersatz Me on the BofF going back several years... if that WERE so, I'd say some people need to get out more!)

  • @Brett
    @Drenchport
    @sgt
    @Marko
    @mcsqueak
    @Xponti
    @Xponti

    Karolinka :


    Brett:
    @Drenchport - I like sex. Sex is good. Cycling is also good. I like cycling. Therefore sex and cycling together has to be better than good, right? Or is it just me?

    I wouldn't in the least disagree with all of the above, except I question the logic bringing you to your final conclusion. Also the physics. Together at the same time? Give it a try and let us know how it turns out. And the bike(s?) and gear you used.

    I'm still waiting for some sort of reply on this. Brett. Purely scientific interest. Like I said, the physics. And road rash.

  • @frank
    @Marcus

    Whoa!!! "Your comment is awaiting moderation." Uh oh. Am I about to get a time penalty??? What happens when you are "moderated?" That sounds a little frightening. Like Pink Floyd would sing about it in The Wall. Eeek! In the words of Eliza Doolittle, I'm a good girl, Ayeyam! Maybe I really AM a fabrication and I'm about to be deleted!!! HELP!

  • @frank

    btw, what time base are these posts being stamped with? I'm a couple of hours+ into May 10 (USA EST, DS) (that is, if I actually exist), but my posts are still May 9. Just curious.

    I'd really like to leave 9 May 2011 behind, in some ways.

  • @Karolinka
    @frank
    Still not convinced. You sound too much like Frank - and the swapping of compliments with the likes of Marko and Cyclops is just too weird to be true.

    @all
    Please excuse my reference above to last night's race - that was obviously made before the crash...

  • @Marcus
    @frank
    @Blah

    Blah :
    @Marcus
    She sounds exactly like Frank - the language use, syntax, the tone of the writing - it all fits perfectly.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Not that! Frank sounds like >>> ME

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