Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@grumbledook
yeah that would be a great idea :O)... Frank....?
@grumbledook
nice idea dude - mine involves getting a ferry from Rosslare to Cherbourg and then thrashing it up the Mur de Bretagne, via pipedreamsville
@scaler911
Yeah I did a shorter out and back version of that weekend before last - started in carson, up wind river road to the end of the 30, along the gravel for a couple of miles, then turned back, slight diversion on the road to ape cave to add some mileage and then a fun descent and back to carson.
@grumbledook
Yeah, second the moniton. Frank? Be cool to be able to classify them as well: "Grimply" "Thorworthy" "SpanishBeeferiffic" and of course the HC version: "Merckxian."
@eightzero
+1. And let's not forget 'rainbow turd special'.
@ Grumbledook et al
A rides section is a fantastic idea. I've signed up to Ride with GPS to plot routes (no Garmin for me though) and that has a feature to export a link to the rides, presumably other sites are similar. It also has a photo and notes section for each ride so it could almost be ride blog.
For those in the USA, I take it you've seen the Rapha Continental pages? The Movie alone is worth a look too.
@scaler911 @mcsqueak
Great stuff - the PNW looks like a beautiful part of the world. (We Kiwis feel right at home in beautiful hilly places with lots of rain ...)
@Jonny
I use Ride with GPS too, even though I haven't got a Garmin. The ability to draw maps and view the elevations etc is useful for planning rides.
@scaler911
Excellent suggestion, all. Will get the gears turning on this straight away.
@Jonny
First I've seen the movie. Brought tears to this poor aspiring velominatus' eyes. A-Merckx!