Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.
Level 3 Velominatus: The regular reader and casual poster.
Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.
Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.
Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.
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Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.
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@harminator
...and may your chamois stay supple, your bar tape stay clean, and the shiny side stay up! Merry Christmas to you all!
@harminator
What he said...cheers to everyone that makes this site possible! And all you reprobates that come to read and post!
Indeed, there is definitely a special sort of community on this site. Merxcky Xmas to all, and to all a good nipple lube.
Merckxy as well. Spelling rocks!
@mcsqueak
Yup. You guys Rock! Happy holidays!
Merrry Crimbo to y'all
Thanks to everyone for giving me a second third and fourth layer to my new love cycling experience
Can't wait for next year to kick off - sooo much to look forward to
xx
Have a great day today everyone. Thanks to all the keepers, posters and lurkers for enhancing my first year on the road!
Oh my Merckx, I've gone all Orange
Was excited to go through the ranks, but fronkly, Orange is a bit embarrassing, given the quality of so many of the Grey and Black Urchin bearers
Clearly this is a celebration of quantity over quality.....
Humbled
@Dr C
The Keepers were going to let guys pick their own badges but that didn't work out too good. Mr. Purple is another guy on another job. And Mr. Brown sounded a little like Mr. Shit.
@Dr C
Nipple Lube! Think you need to change your moniker to Des O'Connor old chap!
Answer to your previous question, yes, I'm booked into the same place you are - unless you've changed again. Christmas is playing havoc with the training although I did manage to get ride up to my parents place, 70 miles at 20.7mph. Flat as a pancake fenland though. My longest solo ride and highest average speed on a ride over 20 miles excluding group rides. Will hop on the rollers after this sherry!