Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@frank
Just can't identify with folks who take 6 hours playing something they think is a sport, with most of that time telling stories sitting on their butt waiting on the folks in front of them to line up their putts. Do they realize 6 hours is enough friggin' time to ride 100k with a couple of your best buddies--in the mountains on a windy day no less--drink a double espresso (raw sugar only no milk), hang at a pub for an hour while drinking a couple Mirror Pond Pale Ale's, ride home, shave your legs, and then still have time left over to admire them?
Time for me to go work on The V this morning. It is damn cold here, but the mountain bike is lonely and waiting for some attention. And I've got to go save a good friend who thinks he needs to wear a knee pad while riding the mtb for a while due to a crash that happened a whole damn week ago. This guy is usually a regular hardman in the woods and I've got no idea where this knee pad talk is coming from.
Like clenbuterol in Alberto's favorite filet, the V imbues cycling culture in my club. Not only are the Rules hilarious, they are fundamentally accurate. So keep it coming, and look both ways when crossing the street!
@all
I had a conversation with Patrick Bulger of GS Bulger Media on his podcast, Last Man Standing. We chatted about the site, The Rules, and cycling in general.
Listen here (interview starts around 15:00 minutes in):
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It's an honor to be interviewed alongside the likes of the one and only Andy Hampsten and the other actually competent people who have contributed to the Bulger Media podcasts. Cheers, thanks for inviting us!
@frank
Nicely done! Great interview.
Great stuff, Frank!
that was a good listen Frank.(even the 9 minute intro)
@redranger
As the voice of the nine minute intro, thanks...
@frank
@packfiller
A-Merckx. Chapeau.
A massive congratulations to Velominati's Marko who yesterday became the proud (we're assuming) father of his newborn baby. All the best to him, his Velomihottie, and their new baby girl.
Congratulations Marko! I hope mother and daughter are in fine fettle.
(Our girl arrives, theoretically, in 13 days.)