Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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Marko,
Congratulations to you and your Velominata! I hope all three of you get some sleep before The Giro starts.
Words of advice from a fellow father of a baby girl: Coffee is your friend. Wear close-toed shoes for 2am walks around the house in the dark (saves on stubbed toes). Learn to love all shades of pink. She will love you forever no matter how badly you embarrass her in front of her friends.
Again, Congratulations!
Congrats Marko. Are you going to name her Eddy?
Congratulations! Thank you for again proving the false connection between cycling and impotency (please don't be offended, a bad joke is always around when someone becomes a father)...
@packfiller
What?? You complain in the interview about being slow off the mark with comments and then when you get the timing down this is the best you come up with? I dunno. I just dunno.
Kidding aside, congratulations to one and all, Marko, and welcome to your little girl.
Congratulations, Marko!
We can only assume that you already have the trailer installed on your townie bike to pedal her home from the hospital! Or, to pedal her around the neighborhood if this was a home birth.
Awesome, awesome excuse for a long time to be twelve months away. Enjoy it!
Congratulations, Marko!
Congrats Marko and family!!! As the father of three little girls (and two boys) all I can say is that I am not letting my girls out of the convent until they are 21!!! :)
@Buck Rogers
Word. But keep your man-boys on a short leash, too. I know where my brain resided when I was young, and it wasn't in my skull.
My policy is to buckshot the first boyfriend clean off the porch. This has a chilling effect on the other prospects.
Congratulations Marko! May your child be healthy and your Breeding and Blimping be slow.
@Steampunk
ok...you're right. I guess I just got to excited in the moment. Not to mention not wanting to offend a Velominati.
May she have the heart of Connie Carpenter, the face of Marianne Berglund, and the spirit of the Madonna del Ghisallo.