Obsession finds it's way into your mind almost completely unnoticed.

It starts with a casual observation. You hardly even noticed when it happened, but something shifted in your mind. A bit later the same observation is made again, this time in a slightly different context. It happens again and again and the observations layer atop one another like sheets of tracing paper that, when flattened together, form a complete picture.

And so, having gone almost completely unnoticed, an obsession is born.

My obsession over classic-bend bars has been developing slowly over the last two years or so, fueled by three principle factors (mimicking the pros, form, and function), and buffered by another (investment).  The fuel for the fire included the observation that many of my favorite pros ride classic-bend bars, the FSA K-Wing bars I was riding didn’t allow for a very smooth routing of the cables from my Ergo shifters, and I was not satisfied with the quality if my shifting. On the other hand, I liked the scalloped area that the K-Wings offer, and I was reluctant to move away from a bar that I spent quite a bit of money on, especially for a bar that would also represent an investment and which I wasn’t sure I would like any better. However, those same scallops caused sharp bends in the cables which adversely effected shifting performance. Not to mention, I haven’t seen a pro riding K-Wings since, well, ever.

The classic-bend bars have been weighing heavier and heavier on my mind recently; my shifting has never been as good as I think it should be, and I have become increasingly convinced that the problem was the cable routing and that classic-band bars would likely resolve the issue. Also, both Brett’s and Marko’s latest build projects involved classic-band bars, and I love the look they offer. Add to that to the fact that I’ve recently grown especially tired of the angular look of the K-Wings, particularly in marriage with my 17-degree stem, and you’re asking for trouble.

Yesterday, a flurry of text message exchanges with Marko over bars sent my obsession over the precipice. That, combined with a particularly frustrating day at the office turned obsession into action; the Hand of Merckx guided me into a chance meeting wherein I ended up with a like-new 3T Rotundo Pro bar for less than half the retail value.  No shipping, no waiting, just good-old-fashioned instant gratification. Impulse buy satisfied and bar experimentation available at a palatable cost, I disappeared into the basement to labor on my machine for a few hours to install the new bars.  And, although rainy weather today will keep me from riding Bike Number One, shifting performance on the work stand showed a considerable improvement in the crispness and speed of the shifts, and sitting on the bike in the workshop seems to validate that the classic bend is indeed very comfortable. Both of those test seem pretty conclusive, obviously.  And, most importantly, it looks Pro.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    Hmmmm, we're talking about cycling soul here. Cinelli could make rubber dog shit and it would have more cycling soul than FSA.

  • frank :Handlebar dingleberry. Into the Lexicon with that one, my friend.

    Was chatting at my local coffeeshop the other day with the owner about the same issue, and I referred to them as Hasidic handlebars.

    frank :@Geof, @Steampunk
    Geoff is right, that's the best gear to store your bike in, assuming you leave it unridden for more than a few hours at a time, which, of course, we don't.
    That said, the argument that there is something inherently hardman about what gear your bike is in when you're not riding it is a load of gerbil bullocks. I used to be a 53×11 storer as well, but the chain stretches the rear mech into an unsightly position. The gear photographed here also allows the cassette to shine maximally, showing off how clean it is, and let's all 53 teeth of the big ring gleam like a wolf baring it's teeth to it's prey.
    A Lion doesn't walk around with a gazelle in it's mouth just to prove it has fangs. A Roman kept his sword sheathed until it was necessary to disembowel a Germanian. Cowboys took pride in keeping their Ruger holstered until the last possible second to prove how fast they were.
    Hardmen keep their bikes in a low gear until it's time to lay down The V. Any questions?

    Well played. Very well played. Of course, lots of cowboys got shot that way. And how'd that turn out for the Romans? I should also stress that I advocated resting the bike in the lower gears, only photographing in the higher. But you make a good case. Again: well played.

  • Twice in the last month, bike mechanics have asked me "Do you use the drops?"

    Both times, I've had no idea how to answer that question, or why it would even need to be asked. OF COURSE I use the drops! Doesn't everybody?

    I mean, how do you stomp into a nice long flat section or even a downhill if you stay on the hoods the whole time? I guess classic or anatomic doesn't make much of a difference if you never use the drops.

    My new bike came with 3T Ergonova bars, which I'm finding to be quite comfortable. Old (rain) bike has classic bend, but going anatomic would involve switching out the threaded quill stem, at which point I should probably replace the frame that's too big for me, but if I'm doing that, I may as well go for a whole new rain bike altogether. Spouse approved, so Rule 12 it is.

  • @Cyclops

    @michael

    @frank

    I may have mentioned this in Il Gruppo Progetto but I'll do it again, the ebayer I snagged the Cinelli bars and stem from for the latest project has rolls and rolls of Benotto tape for sale, cheap. Incredible all the awesome old bling that seller has.

    Cyclops, I beg to differ on your opinion of FSA. I ride FSA cranks, bars, stem, seat post all on Bike #1 and am very happy with it. Although, as frank alluded to in this article, I will be swapping out the K-wing bars for some Rotundos as well. After riding the Cinellis on the new rain bike and feeling the magic of the classic bend, I too am ditching the k-wings. The K-wings will find a home on the cross bike, replacing, you'll be happy to know, some shitty bontrager bars that came on it.

    Other than that, this thread is hilarious. Being computerless all weekend, my phone just didn't do it justice.

  • @frank

    An entry attributed to me in the lexicon? Sweet!

    Yeah, that Fizik tape has a nice retro look. I dig the white, too. I've been tempted to switch to that, but dirty bar tape looks horrid, and I don't want to have to rewrap more often than needed so I stick with the black tape myself.

  • @mcsqueak
    Dude, the microtex is magical. I rode an entire year on one wrap with no cleaning. It stays white, despite riding in Rule 9 conditions. For white tape, it's microtex (or Benotto) or nothing.

  • Sorry pacrat, not Nevada, I'm North Vancouver, BC. Every ride is a hill ride. My ride options are to ride up any of the local mountains. In the rain. Like Frank in Seattle. No spinning either since we also don't get snow until the mountain top elevation, so year round riding it is.

  • I made an account just so I could say how down right sexy that bike is. A+, (top gun high five)

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