Experts Only: The Winter Cycling Cap

Not for the faint hearted: the Winter Cycling Cap.

We just finished a thorough examination of the Cyclist’s marquee accoutrement, the Cycling Cap. Today’s lesson is about the Cycling Cap’s red-headed step brother, the Winter Cycling Cap.

This is a toque born of necessity; the thin cotton cap is nowhere near warm enough for the demands of the Flemish winter training season. Form should follow function, but when form is ignored altogether, we wind up with these sorts of creations, which is why I like to make sure form always gets a seat at the table during the design process. The cap’s main body is generally constructed of 6 or 8 wooly panels, the front section of which is often covered in a slightly windproof material. Added to this is the typical stubby visor found on a traditional Cycling Cap. Also covered in wool. Finally – and this is the real clincher, a third flap is added to the cap, which is intended to cover the ears but can also be flipped up if conditions do not warrant ear covering.

The Winter Cycling Cap is the most difficult article of cold-weather gear to pull off. The construction of the main cap presents the first challenge as the wool panels lack the finesse of its cotton sibling and tends to collect in a peak that resembles a reservoir tip. Which is very bad. The ear flaps present the second challenge in that their deployment is an automatic violation of the Three-Point System. Flipped up and stowed away for takeoff and landing, it is possible to adhere to the 3PS, but in that case the cap generally takes on the appearance of a derby crossed with a condom. I don’t have to tell you that’s also bad. The cap flies under the radar when worn under a helmet, although you’ll be thankful for a helmet locking system that makes it easy to adjust for a cap that adds two centimeters to your skull’s girth.

I found an orange one of these little monsters and it is a very welcome addition to my winter wardrobe, keeping all the heat that escapes out of my big brain from leaving the body. But it is far and away the most challenging bit of kit to pull off. You will have to spend some quality time in front of the mirror experimenting with what works for your goofy head if you want to have any chance of wearing it with dignity sans helmet. Skinny-faced people will have a better time of it than grapefruit-shaped head people like me. Popping your shades over the top helps to give it some shape, but be prepared to throw all the cap-wearing principles out the window in pursuit of finding a way to Look Fantastic wearing it.

I recommend you buy one and put it in your jersey pocket. Wear your cotton cap until the very last moment prior to hitting the road and only at that point deploy the little monster. If convenient, put it on in the dark where no one can see you. Under no circumstances attempt what Raul is managing here with expert help from Shelley Verses, unless you also have a Shelley Verses handy.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

     

    @gilly

    Although this one is my favourite shot of Hampsten, maybe my favourite cycling pic. Cool

     

     

    as fuck

    What's so cool about this picture is how anti-Hampsten it is. He looks so arrogant and confident. Like he fucking owned that race. And its the farthest from what a kind, modest person he is.

    Photography at it's best. Thats, like, Pedale quality.

    Frahnk! Now who's not reading whose posts???  See Post 24.

  • @Gianni

    @GogglesPizano

    Due to the fact that I am wearing a winter cap 5 months of the year up here I just went and bought a second helmet that fits a winter cap under it. I can wear a skull cap or a cotton cap under my normal helmet but the winter hat needs the bigger helmet. I will also add in a plug for the Rapha deep winter cap, it does a good job on the ears and head but wouldn't wear it above about 20degF or you will be way to warm

    You are wise. A winter helmet with room for such a thing is a good idea.

    My ears have been what needs protection when it gets cold. To that end, usually a thin skull cap that includes the ears works. I've used the balaclava's for winter commuting and there is no way not to look like a tool in one, unless you are Der Badger.

    But Gianni, don't you live in Hawaii? What's cold there? 50 degrees? (insert banned emoticon here)

  • @frank

    @Gianni

    @GogglesPizano

    Due to the fact that I am wearing a winter cap 5 months of the year up here I just went and bought a second helmet that fits a winter cap under it. I can wear a skull cap or a cotton cap under my normal helmet but the winter hat needs the bigger helmet. I will also add in a plug for the Rapha deep winter cap, it does a good job on the ears and head but wouldn't wear it above about 20degF or you will be way to warm

    You are wise. A winter helmet with room for such a thing is a good idea.

    My ears have been what needs protection when it gets cold. To that end, usually a thin skull cap that includes the ears works. I've used the balaclava's for winter commuting and there is no way not to look like a tool in one, unless you are Der Badger.

    That skull cap talk just got you two demerits, my man. As a Keeper you have a V demerit credit, but I'm assuming (as my dad taught me) that I missed at least 1 if not 2 along the way, which means you're on your last demerit.

    Settle down and meditate on the masturbation principle.

    Skull cap! BAH!

    @gilly

    Although this one is my favourite shot of Hampsten, maybe my favourite cycling pic. Cool

     

     

    as fuck

    What's so cool about this picture is how anti-Hampsten it is. He looks so arrogant and confident. Like he fucking owned that race. And its the farthest from what a kind, modest person he is.

    Photography at it's best. Thats, like, Pedale quality.

    'Nuff said Frank. I've only seen a couple of interviews with Hampsten but he appeared to have a great humility about him, just came across as the most friendly fella. He could lay it down though! In any other athlete this pic would have screamed arrogance but I suppose after the beasting he'd received by the Gavia Gods he must have been feeling pretty invincible by the TT. Great man, epic victory...and those guns

  • I certainly like Assos bibs and jerseys but haven't looked at their headwear until this thread started.  Or perhaps I had seen some of it and just kept subconsciously blocking it from my memory. 

     

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