Disc brakes and 1x drivetrains. These are the sort of things that belong on mountainbikes, are questionable on cross bikes, and should make an immediate trip to the rubbish bin when it comes to road bikes. Change for the sake of change; gimmickry masquerading as innovation. And to make matters worse, the appearance of 11-speed blocks has killed the last vestige of the complexity of our sport: block composition and size.

The question of gear choice was once one of the most critical decisions a Cyclist could make when tackling a course. In The Rider, Tim Krabé describes his gear choice and those of his competitors; throughout the book, he fixates upon which gear he is riding in. José Manuel Fuente used to use higher gears that the other climbers to intimidate them. Andy Hampsten famously rode only odd-numbered gears because obviously even-sized gears made his palms go sweaty.

Sean Kelly belabored his choice to use a 13-25 block versus a 12-23 for the 1989 World Championship Road Race. He knew he couldn’t climb as well as the other favorites and wanted a 25 to save his legs over the final climb. If, however, he managed to get over the hill, he would surely need the 12 in order to win the sprint. It was a classic catch-22; use a block that he could win the sprint with but get dropped on the climb, or get over the hill and lose the sprint. The race lay in the balance of a single tooth on a cog.

We used to build our blocks, not buy a complete cassette on ebay. The idea was to keep the gears as close together as possible with a straight block being the holy grail and the relative smallness of the biggest gear being a declaration of your status as Hardman. Every tooth beyond a 1 tooth jump was a sacrifice; every step beyond a 21 or 23 tooth cog was a silent admission of your sissiness as a Cyclist. The Pros today are riding 11-28 blocks on every kind of terrain, every day. Even at Paris-Roubaix, one of the only races flat enough to still require little more than a 19 even for us mortals.

Committing to nothing lower than a 19-tooth gear requires a suitcase of courage, poor planning, or both. And it looks tough as nails, that tight cluster of gears at the back wheel. Not like these big dinner plates we see riding around all over the place these days. You could serve a nice helping of Steak Frites on some of these modern blocks. Disgraceful. And while I’m not building my blocks anymore, I’m certainly still choosing a cassette for the terrain and plan to continue doing so until I’m pushing up daisies, thank you very much.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • All of this talk about cassettes/gears/etc. has me thinking about a thought I had on a ride yesterday. I recently got a new #1 (Caad 10 w/ Ultegra 11 spd group- 11-28) and I realized I will hardly ever push the 11 around. When I bought the bike I was making all the lame "this one goes to 11" jokes and all that. I don't mind having 11 options, but I'm wondering how much of a necessity it really is to somebody with some pretty weak guns like myself...

  • @PantaniForever

    All of this talk about cassettes/gears/etc. has me thinking about a thought I had on a ride yesterday. I recently got a new #1 (Caad 10 w/ Ultegra 11 spd group- 11-28) and I realized I will hardly ever push the 11 around. When I bought the bike I was making all the lame “this one goes to 11″ jokes and all that. I don’t mind having 11 options, but I’m wondering how much of a necessity it really is to somebody with some pretty weak guns like myself…

    I hear ya! Makes you wonder how the pros in days of yore managed to ride anything what with their 42/52s and 6-7 speed freewheels. Positively neanderthal by today's standards!

  • @bob droege

    @unversio

    @Resty

    I think a road bike looks better with a corncob cassette and short cage derailleur. But to lessen the ‘difficulty’ of the high gearing, I make use of a triple up front.

    You’re also opening that bike up to possession by demons — the triple is evil.

    But I have a 56-54-52 up front!

    But seriously, what’s wrong with running a single chain ring 50 with a 11 to 20 something in back.

    After all, it forces compliance with Rule #90.

    A 50 is not a big ring.

  • Hmmmm, I smell snobbery and elitism with a hint of Luddite. Of course you are all driving round in your 1970's cars, listening to your forty year old stereo systems and wearing flared trousers as well aren't you? To me everything I've read above is just moaning about modern gearing because your didn't have it when you were in you prime. Instead of admitting this you reminisce about how tough it was in your day and think today's cyclists are a bunch of softies. What do you think the guys who rode the old bone shakers would say?

  • Bit late to the party: here the corncobs for the nine-bike

    The nine-cornfield: Standard cob 13-23, Dutch cob 13-18, Swiss cob 13-26

  • @bob droege

    @unversio

    @Resty

    I think a road bike looks better with a corncob cassette and short cage derailleur. But to lessen the ‘difficulty’ of the high gearing, I make use of a triple up front.

    You’re also opening that bike up to possession by demons — the triple is evil.

    But I have a 56-54-52 up front!

    WTF? Why?

  • @frank

    @unversio

    That is pure genius right there.

    It is demoralizing at times when you're thinking "you've got somewhere else to go" on the back. And another rider comes up to tell you that you're already in the Richard Gear. I shared this term with Clive de Sousa on a mountainous ride and he used it against me -- for his own entertainment.

  • @Paul Chilton

    This, and topics like it (e.g. lugged steel frames, downtube shifters...) shine a light on the apparent contradictions in appreciating this sport. And when viewed from the outside it does appear to be snobbery, or elitism, or a touch of Luddite. But to truly love cycling is to embrace the modern while longing for the past and paying homage to the giants of the road in whose shadows we ride.

    And while I would be more than happy to roll in a magical space car I also appreciate when a freshly washed and waxed second generation Camaro comes rumbling down the road blasting Johnny Cash from the 8 track. In fact, I fucking love it.

    @Matt

    @RobSandy

    Ok, I’m a little anal about cleaning my wheels, drivetrain, chain etc. But how the heck do you get a bike that clean!?

    I am of course giving you the credit of assuming that’s not a photo from when the bike was brand new…

    Oddly enough, cleaning the cassette is one of my favorite bits of Bike maintenance. Shiny bits and all that. I just pull it apart and wipe it down with a rag and some Simple Green. The wheels, though, will never be that clean. I had just bought those off a mate and don’t know how he cleaned them so well, but I don’t have the patience to polish each spoke head with a q-tip.

    Tell me more about this q-tip technique.

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