La Vie Velominatus: The Rain Bike

In our privileged stables of bikes, it ranks towards the bottom of the heap as Bike #2 or lower, but the Rain Bike is no slouch. This is, after all, the bike we rely on in bad weather, trusting it to carry us safely through what typically amounts to the most dangerous conditions we ride in. Provided you ride year-round, you likely ride this machine more often than your Number One – assuming you live in an environment that isn’t a tropical island (I’m looking at you @gianni) or classified as a desert. It follows, then, that this is a machine to be curated with great care and several factors should be kept in mind when selecting the machine for this wet and dirty work.

The first consideration is the material. I hope I’m not spoiling anyone’s fantasy by pointing out that rain isn’t actually made of the sweat falling from Merckx’s guns as he pedals high up on Mount Velomis; it is mostly water, mixed with some acids and other crap. Rain water can cause certain kinds of materials to become compromised in one way or another. Steel, for example, is particularly prone to this through rusting. Calfee’s bamboo frames might be susceptible to becoming soggy – I’m not sure. For a bike which is to be ridden primarily in wet conditions, choose a durable, non-corrosive material like titanium, aluminum or carbon.

The second consideration is the components. Here’s the other news flash about riding in the rain: the roads are less pristine than they are in the dry. Road grit gets in your drivetrain and on on your rims, acting like coarse sandpaper to accelerate wear. Since you’ll be replacing some parts more often than on a bike ridden in the dry, this is a bike for which to get economical about gear selection; you aren’t going to want to replace your full titanium Super-Record cassette and chain after it wears out in 1/3 the time. The shifters, brakes, crankset, and derailleurs don’t have to be greatly affected provided you maintain the bike in the style of a velominatus, but the wheels, bottom bracket, derailleur pulleys, chain, cassette and freehub will certainly feel the strain. Anything that moves, has a bearing, or lets water in is a candidate for accelerated wear.

Third, this has to be a bike you’re going to love riding, not some beater that gets abused and you tolerate throwing your leg over. As much as riding in Rule #9 conditions is badass and an invigorating experience, it does get a bit tiresome when you ride in the rain every day from October to March (or May, for you Pacific-Northwesterners). If your position isn’t right and if the bike isn’t a pleasure to ride, it’s not going to make getting cold and wet any more enjoyable.

Lastly, this bike will be taking abuse, so remember that your safety is entrusted to this machine in conditions when visibility is low, stopping distances increased, and road surfaces slick. Maintain this bike more diligently than any other machine; check the brake pads and rims for dangerous wear, check the metal bits for rust and cracks, and keep a close eye on the chain and cables. Resist the temptation to spray it down with the garden hose as the pressure can lodge the grit deeper into bearings and other nooks and crannies on the bike. After each ride, clean the braking surfaces carefully, wipe the chain down (or, better yet, use a Cyclone with soapy water to get the grit out from in between the links) and always use a wax-based lubricant to keep the dirt from sticking to it more than with traditional oil-based lubes.

But most of all, remember that the best kind of ride is the one you’ll be able to do again; stay safe and ride carefully. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Frank

    One last point: this is not twitter. If you have something to say, take the time to say it; don't use a hashtag. For instance, in the case of your example, it would be better for you to say something along the lines of, "You can kiss my white ass, you stupid Dutch fuck."

    Apologies, but I wasn't being as rude or disrespectful as you think: on this side of the pond, "my arse" is tagged on the end of sentences to express incredulity, as in "A dope free TDF? My arse!"

    You are, however, more than welcome to kiss my arse should the occasion arise, but bearing in mind the biblical weather we're having, a brisk rub-down with a damp copy of the Sporting Life would be prefered!

  • @Nate

    @scaler911

    @frank

    @Nate

    I was getting to a point where my pace on certain climbs was driven by what I thought the numbers were telling me rather than what my body was telling me.

    Which is precisely the pitfall with riding with numbers. Especially for folks who fixate on HR. Stop when your legs say stop, not your computer.

    So here's a case where I'd disagree. Knowing what my max HR is can help me measure a peak effort over a longer distance without blowing up. "The Ridge" would be an example of where I did that. I was certainly in 'the tunnel' but glanced down once or twice to see if I had more beats to give. I didn't. But without the HRM, I can gauge it pretty close.

    I can see the use on that.  I used to ride with an HRM.  It definitely helped me learn what being in the red zone felt like.  Now that I have more experience I prefer to ride on feel.

    We had this chat awhile ago. Was it Marcus who watched the rest of the breakaway leave him behind because his HRM told him he was already at his limit? Or was it Marcus who lambasted some poor buffoon who made this excuse? How often do you think JENS looks at his HRM? And is it at or beyond threshold that he shouts "shut up legs."? Just asking...

  • @RedRanger

    Don't forget that your iPhone, Garmin or hi tech GPS in the new 787 are all getting info from the same satellites.  And with waas they are crazy accurate. I doubt that a thin layer of Lycra is really going to affect that. The hanger I'm in right now is metal and I can still get a gps position on my iPhone.

    Are you standing beside a black helicopter?

  • @the Engine

    @RedRanger

    Don't forget that your iPhone, Garmin or hi tech GPS in the new 787 are all getting info from the same satellites.  And with waas they are crazy accurate. I doubt that a thin layer of Lycra is really going to affect that. The hanger I'm in right now is metal and I can still get a gps position on my iPhone.

    Are you standing beside a black helicopter?

    nope, just an old ass 727

  • @frank

    @The Engine

    Strava won't work on my Android device - what should I do?

    Several options:

    1. Buy a decent phone.

    2. Ride with a V-Meter.

    3. Meditate heavily on Rule #5.

    My Cateye wireless dofer has a habit of randomly turning itself into a V-Meter for no apparent reason. One minute all is well and then the screen lights up every liquid crystal, then it switches off, then it asks for units and then it goes back to the factory default anything from 10 minutes to three days later. Both my Cateyes do this and it isn't the batteries so from time to time a big V decal is all there is.

    I always meditate on Rule #5 - I side effect of sciatica (I'm slowly getting better thanks for asking) is that it demands Rule #5 compliance 24x7.

    Tomorrow I am going out with gleaming white bar tape, a correctly placed hat and properly tensioned shoes and I will not return until I have communed with the Man With The Hammer.

  • @meursault

    @The Engine

    Strava won't work on my Android device - what should I do?

    As long as you can save the gps file in say gpx format, you can upload to strava from your hard drive. I have win 7 phone so no compatible strava app here, but uploads file fine.

    I'm nearly 50 and this may as well be in Cuneiform - I'll look at it again tomorrow and see if I can pick my way through it.

  • @The Engine

    Strava won't work on my Android device - what should I do?

    Un-install then re-install Strava.  First time I installed it I could never get a GPS signal.  I still have trouble getting a signal now and then but once I get the signal it works just fine.  Sometimes I think that the problem is my impatience.

  • @RedRanger

    @the Engine

    @RedRanger

    Don't forget that your iPhone, Garmin or hi tech GPS in the new 787 are all getting info from the same satellites.  And with waas they are crazy accurate. I doubt that a thin layer of Lycra is really going to affect that. The hanger I'm in right now is metal and I can still get a gps position on my iPhone.

    Are you standing beside a black helicopter?

    nope, just an old ass 727

    You're in Tucson aren't you?

  • @Steampunk

    @Nate

    @scaler911

    @frank

    @Nate

    I was getting to a point where my pace on certain climbs was driven by what I thought the numbers were telling me rather than what my body was telling me.

    Which is precisely the pitfall with riding with numbers. Especially for folks who fixate on HR. Stop when your legs say stop, not your computer.

    So here's a case where I'd disagree. Knowing what my max HR is can help me measure a peak effort over a longer distance without blowing up. "The Ridge" would be an example of where I did that. I was certainly in 'the tunnel' but glanced down once or twice to see if I had more beats to give. I didn't. But without the HRM, I can gauge it pretty close.

    I can see the use on that.  I used to ride with an HRM.  It definitely helped me learn what being in the red zone felt like.  Now that I have more experience I prefer to ride on feel.

    We had this chat awhile ago. Was it Marcus who watched the rest of the breakaway leave him behind because his HRM told him he was already at his limit? Or was it Marcus who lambasted some poor buffoon who made this excuse? How often do you think JENS looks at his HRM? And is it at or beyond threshold that he shouts "shut up legs."? Just asking...

    I'm sure @Marcus will turn up and remind us of his opinion.

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