La Vie Velominatus: The Rain Bike

In our privileged stables of bikes, it ranks towards the bottom of the heap as Bike #2 or lower, but the Rain Bike is no slouch. This is, after all, the bike we rely on in bad weather, trusting it to carry us safely through what typically amounts to the most dangerous conditions we ride in. Provided you ride year-round, you likely ride this machine more often than your Number One – assuming you live in an environment that isn’t a tropical island (I’m looking at you @gianni) or classified as a desert. It follows, then, that this is a machine to be curated with great care and several factors should be kept in mind when selecting the machine for this wet and dirty work.

The first consideration is the material. I hope I’m not spoiling anyone’s fantasy by pointing out that rain isn’t actually made of the sweat falling from Merckx’s guns as he pedals high up on Mount Velomis; it is mostly water, mixed with some acids and other crap. Rain water can cause certain kinds of materials to become compromised in one way or another. Steel, for example, is particularly prone to this through rusting. Calfee’s bamboo frames might be susceptible to becoming soggy – I’m not sure. For a bike which is to be ridden primarily in wet conditions, choose a durable, non-corrosive material like titanium, aluminum or carbon.

The second consideration is the components. Here’s the other news flash about riding in the rain: the roads are less pristine than they are in the dry. Road grit gets in your drivetrain and on on your rims, acting like coarse sandpaper to accelerate wear. Since you’ll be replacing some parts more often than on a bike ridden in the dry, this is a bike for which to get economical about gear selection; you aren’t going to want to replace your full titanium Super-Record cassette and chain after it wears out in 1/3 the time. The shifters, brakes, crankset, and derailleurs don’t have to be greatly affected provided you maintain the bike in the style of a velominatus, but the wheels, bottom bracket, derailleur pulleys, chain, cassette and freehub will certainly feel the strain. Anything that moves, has a bearing, or lets water in is a candidate for accelerated wear.

Third, this has to be a bike you’re going to love riding, not some beater that gets abused and you tolerate throwing your leg over. As much as riding in Rule #9 conditions is badass and an invigorating experience, it does get a bit tiresome when you ride in the rain every day from October to March (or May, for you Pacific-Northwesterners). If your position isn’t right and if the bike isn’t a pleasure to ride, it’s not going to make getting cold and wet any more enjoyable.

Lastly, this bike will be taking abuse, so remember that your safety is entrusted to this machine in conditions when visibility is low, stopping distances increased, and road surfaces slick. Maintain this bike more diligently than any other machine; check the brake pads and rims for dangerous wear, check the metal bits for rust and cracks, and keep a close eye on the chain and cables. Resist the temptation to spray it down with the garden hose as the pressure can lodge the grit deeper into bearings and other nooks and crannies on the bike. After each ride, clean the braking surfaces carefully, wipe the chain down (or, better yet, use a Cyclone with soapy water to get the grit out from in between the links) and always use a wax-based lubricant to keep the dirt from sticking to it more than with traditional oil-based lubes.

But most of all, remember that the best kind of ride is the one you’ll be able to do again; stay safe and ride carefully. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Gianni

    Frank, your rain bike is a bitch.

    Just wait until the DA9 goes to the CX rig later this year, and this one gets Record (with Veloce cassette and ConneX chain).

  • @morten okbo

    great post!

    we have an average of 140 days of rain in denmark. read the statistics. i want a cervelo. on friday we had 22 mm in 16 hours. i don't want a cervelo. i want a cervelo. i'm not saying we have a rain season as such, just a lot rain a lot of the time. i have a fondriest but i want a cervelo. the statistics says i'm not likely to get a cervelo anytime soon and why doesn't anyone invent rain cover for the shoes that cover for rain.

    Ah, I am so angry about shoe covers. I've resorted to only using my DeFeet slipstreams because its the only thing that stays warm when its wet and they do OK at keeping the grime out of my shoes. Every other covers seem to go useless when wet and then fall apart after a few weeks of slipping over my gigantic peds.

    Stupid shoe covers.

  • @RedRanger

    @the Engine  I just use paper towel and simple green.  Same thing I use on my shoes.

    I have been asleep for five million years and know not of this "green" of which you speak.

    Oh - you mean washing up liquid?

  • @frank

    @Gabriel Vargas

    Rain bikes usually also have black bartapes and larger tires (around 25mm). Small light signals and fenders are ok for rough conditions!

    Never! Indulge in the glory of Rule #9 and remember: Velominati don't let Velominati ride with mudguards. Though a set of 25"²s is not a bad idea for better traction. The tolerances on my Soloist are too tight for the, but...

    I was looking for that vid you posted of your blindly setup. No luck on my end.

  • @TommyTubolare

    @frank

    25mm tire fits on a Cervelo S1 without problems.

    Depends on the tire; my FMB Paris-Roubaix 25's won't fit at all, but the main problem is the Alpha Q GS40 fork which won't take anything bigger than a 23mm. (Though I suppose you're right that the fork is not the Soloist's fault.)

    @RedRanger

    Blindly?

  • @frank

    @morten okbo

    great post!

    we have an average of 140 days of rain in denmark. read the statistics. i want a cervelo. on friday we had 22 mm in 16 hours. i don't want a cervelo. i want a cervelo. i'm not saying we have a rain season as such, just a lot rain a lot of the time. i have a fondriest but i want a cervelo. the statistics says i'm not likely to get a cervelo anytime soon and why doesn't anyone invent rain cover for the shoes that cover for rain.

    Ah, I am so angry about shoe covers. I've resorted to only using my DeFeet slipstreams because its the only thing that stays warm when its wet and they do OK at keeping the grime out of my shoes. Every other covers seem to go useless when wet and then fall apart after a few weeks of slipping over my gigantic peds.

    Stupid shoe covers.

    I've got some neoprene Pro's and with a Gore Tex sock combo they at least prevent trench foot.

    However - in my rapidly growing list of stupid things to do with bikes I managed to squeeze an extra one out of my overshoes.

    I have huge wide feet which leads to close tolerances betwixt crank and chainstay even without an overshoe, so unless I put them on just so, I have to stop somewhere in the sleet and adjust them with frozen fingers - the classic "shoe faff" as Lay Brother Simon calls it.

    On their last outing in the monsoon at the Etape Caledonia I got the Velcro at the bottom super tight for the flush fit pro look. This was wonderful no sound of neoprene on Campagnolo was heard - however after about four hours my feet were somewhat uncomfortable and at the end I had to prop the bike up against a marshal and take off my shoes as if my feet were on fire as the were in the kind of agony that 18th century gout sufferers must have suffered following a month's bender on the old ruby port.

    Because (as I'm rapidly learning) I'm not that bright I blamed my blameless Shimano shoes but in a "duh" moment the next day I realised that yanking down rubber compression bandages on each foot does probably cause gangrene.

    Yet another lesson learned and passed on.

    You're welcome

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