La Vie Velominatus: The Rain Bike

In our privileged stables of bikes, it ranks towards the bottom of the heap as Bike #2 or lower, but the Rain Bike is no slouch. This is, after all, the bike we rely on in bad weather, trusting it to carry us safely through what typically amounts to the most dangerous conditions we ride in. Provided you ride year-round, you likely ride this machine more often than your Number One – assuming you live in an environment that isn’t a tropical island (I’m looking at you @gianni) or classified as a desert. It follows, then, that this is a machine to be curated with great care and several factors should be kept in mind when selecting the machine for this wet and dirty work.

The first consideration is the material. I hope I’m not spoiling anyone’s fantasy by pointing out that rain isn’t actually made of the sweat falling from Merckx’s guns as he pedals high up on Mount Velomis; it is mostly water, mixed with some acids and other crap. Rain water can cause certain kinds of materials to become compromised in one way or another. Steel, for example, is particularly prone to this through rusting. Calfee’s bamboo frames might be susceptible to becoming soggy – I’m not sure. For a bike which is to be ridden primarily in wet conditions, choose a durable, non-corrosive material like titanium, aluminum or carbon.

The second consideration is the components. Here’s the other news flash about riding in the rain: the roads are less pristine than they are in the dry. Road grit gets in your drivetrain and on on your rims, acting like coarse sandpaper to accelerate wear. Since you’ll be replacing some parts more often than on a bike ridden in the dry, this is a bike for which to get economical about gear selection; you aren’t going to want to replace your full titanium Super-Record cassette and chain after it wears out in 1/3 the time. The shifters, brakes, crankset, and derailleurs don’t have to be greatly affected provided you maintain the bike in the style of a velominatus, but the wheels, bottom bracket, derailleur pulleys, chain, cassette and freehub will certainly feel the strain. Anything that moves, has a bearing, or lets water in is a candidate for accelerated wear.

Third, this has to be a bike you’re going to love riding, not some beater that gets abused and you tolerate throwing your leg over. As much as riding in Rule #9 conditions is badass and an invigorating experience, it does get a bit tiresome when you ride in the rain every day from October to March (or May, for you Pacific-Northwesterners). If your position isn’t right and if the bike isn’t a pleasure to ride, it’s not going to make getting cold and wet any more enjoyable.

Lastly, this bike will be taking abuse, so remember that your safety is entrusted to this machine in conditions when visibility is low, stopping distances increased, and road surfaces slick. Maintain this bike more diligently than any other machine; check the brake pads and rims for dangerous wear, check the metal bits for rust and cracks, and keep a close eye on the chain and cables. Resist the temptation to spray it down with the garden hose as the pressure can lodge the grit deeper into bearings and other nooks and crannies on the bike. After each ride, clean the braking surfaces carefully, wipe the chain down (or, better yet, use a Cyclone with soapy water to get the grit out from in between the links) and always use a wax-based lubricant to keep the dirt from sticking to it more than with traditional oil-based lubes.

But most of all, remember that the best kind of ride is the one you’ll be able to do again; stay safe and ride carefully. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @tessar

    @versio

    @frank

    @Nate

    @versio

    That's a great way to disguise the fact that you are running a Ritchey cockpit when you regret not running something better.

    Ha!!

    Hee-haw!

    Wait, you guys are telling me you're not getting Stembone at the sight of a Ritchey C260? That's the only stem I'd want more than a 3T or a Vibe Sprint. Maybe even more than a Zipp.

    I can't get crazy over Ritchey bits on a road bike; they're just too firmly connect to Bridgestone and Tommy Frischknecht. It feels to me like putting MTB pedals on a road bike. Completely irrational, of course, but that's the association for me.

    @ChrisO

    While Frank is revising Rule #74 maybe he can add the Strava Widget to this site ;-) then you could see all my miles in the snow in Abu Dhabi, if it freezes over before Hell.

    Easy cowboy.

  • @frank

    @mcsqueak

    @versio

    @RedRanger That (this)

    is nice. The mount makes me want to use a 500.

    Sorry, I think that thing looks worse than just having the 500 mounted on top of the stem.

    Yeah, I'd rather mount it directly on my eyeball than put it out on the front like that.

    @Nate

    My Merckx, you are overthinking this.  The beauty of the 200/500 is that it's so small you press the start button, stuff it in a jersey pocket, forget it's there and ride on feel.  Then pop the data on Strava when you get home to prove to yourself the wisdom of this approach.  End of.

    I've heard reports from various people that putting it in the jersey impacts accuracy, especially on cloudy days. Not true? The GPS-calculated speeds and distances are already suspect, based on cloud cover. (I noticed on the Cogal, that @urbanwhitetrash was riding 2kph faster than me on climbs that we rode together according to Strava.)

    I'd be interested in knowing this as well.  When I ride with my brother in law I tow him up every climb, yet he tops me on every segment according to Strava.

  • Must be a practice run for a computer hacking clan, but I admire the effort it took to hack the site and post as multiple users.  Only explanation for posts that condone putting abominations where they don't belong.

  • @Chris

    @frank Thats where the wheel/cadence sensor comes in to it's own, the unit uses it to smooth out the inaccuracies of what is probably a relatively low end GPS unit.

    I'm not willing to sully my bikes with sensors and magnets. Ghastly.

    @itburns

    Must be a practice run for a computer hacking clan, but I admire the effort it took to hack the site and post as multiple users.  Only explanation for posts that condone putting abominations where they don't belong.

    Well played, good sir.

  • @mcsqueak

    @versio

    @RedRanger That (this)

    is nice. The mount makes me want to use a 500.

    Sorry, I think that thing looks worse than just having the 500 mounted on top of the stem.

    Just being polite and supportive.

  • @The Oracle

    @versio

    Nate, Natey, Nato "” here are some details for your future references to The Sword. 3T Team Ergosum, 3T Team ARX 130mm at 17 degrees down (threw Ti bolts away to use steel head bolts), ZIPP Service Course tape Black, 2012 Black/Red Centaur carbon controls with Black hoods. No computer to fuck it up. No regrets, but I sense Nate regrets.

    Dude, stop calling it "The Sword."  That's as bad as the douchebag who posts on here who insists on calling himself "The Oracle."

    How about I call my No.1 road bike "Steel Bitch!"

  • @RedRanger

    Me likey!

    @frank

    I've heard reports from various people that putting it in the jersey impacts accuracy, especially on cloudy days. Not true? The GPS-calculated speeds and distances are already suspect, based on cloud cover. (I noticed on the Cogal, that @urbanwhitetrash was riding 2kph faster than me on climbs that we rode together according to Strava.)

    This is where my speed/cadence sensor come in handy. If you've got the correct tyre size set, you'll always (or at least you should) have the correct speed, even if the Garmin's GPS is being flaky. Having the magnet may violate the spirit of the rules, but I certainly like having an accurate speed record.

    With regards to putting a GPS in the pocket... Before I got my Garmin, I used CycleMeter on the iPhone. (this was before the Strava iPhone app.) I thought that the Garmin would be more accurate, but it's really a toss-up. I've had super-accurate readings on my iPhone (which really has a shitty GPS in it), and some wacky Garmin readings for the same segment. Then there are days when the Garmin outshines the iPhone entirely. I've since decided to just deal with it and stop recording on the iPhone - I save the battery in that for emergencies.

    On a side note. My 500's battery is FAWESOME. I left it on and running last night after getting home from work. The elapsed time on my 25-minute ride home from work was almost 14 hours. When I got to work and plugged it in to sync to strava, I still had 30% battery life left. WIN!

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