La Vie Velominatus: The Rain Bike

In our privileged stables of bikes, it ranks towards the bottom of the heap as Bike #2 or lower, but the Rain Bike is no slouch. This is, after all, the bike we rely on in bad weather, trusting it to carry us safely through what typically amounts to the most dangerous conditions we ride in. Provided you ride year-round, you likely ride this machine more often than your Number One – assuming you live in an environment that isn’t a tropical island (I’m looking at you @gianni) or classified as a desert. It follows, then, that this is a machine to be curated with great care and several factors should be kept in mind when selecting the machine for this wet and dirty work.

The first consideration is the material. I hope I’m not spoiling anyone’s fantasy by pointing out that rain isn’t actually made of the sweat falling from Merckx’s guns as he pedals high up on Mount Velomis; it is mostly water, mixed with some acids and other crap. Rain water can cause certain kinds of materials to become compromised in one way or another. Steel, for example, is particularly prone to this through rusting. Calfee’s bamboo frames might be susceptible to becoming soggy – I’m not sure. For a bike which is to be ridden primarily in wet conditions, choose a durable, non-corrosive material like titanium, aluminum or carbon.

The second consideration is the components. Here’s the other news flash about riding in the rain: the roads are less pristine than they are in the dry. Road grit gets in your drivetrain and on on your rims, acting like coarse sandpaper to accelerate wear. Since you’ll be replacing some parts more often than on a bike ridden in the dry, this is a bike for which to get economical about gear selection; you aren’t going to want to replace your full titanium Super-Record cassette and chain after it wears out in 1/3 the time. The shifters, brakes, crankset, and derailleurs don’t have to be greatly affected provided you maintain the bike in the style of a velominatus, but the wheels, bottom bracket, derailleur pulleys, chain, cassette and freehub will certainly feel the strain. Anything that moves, has a bearing, or lets water in is a candidate for accelerated wear.

Third, this has to be a bike you’re going to love riding, not some beater that gets abused and you tolerate throwing your leg over. As much as riding in Rule #9 conditions is badass and an invigorating experience, it does get a bit tiresome when you ride in the rain every day from October to March (or May, for you Pacific-Northwesterners). If your position isn’t right and if the bike isn’t a pleasure to ride, it’s not going to make getting cold and wet any more enjoyable.

Lastly, this bike will be taking abuse, so remember that your safety is entrusted to this machine in conditions when visibility is low, stopping distances increased, and road surfaces slick. Maintain this bike more diligently than any other machine; check the brake pads and rims for dangerous wear, check the metal bits for rust and cracks, and keep a close eye on the chain and cables. Resist the temptation to spray it down with the garden hose as the pressure can lodge the grit deeper into bearings and other nooks and crannies on the bike. After each ride, clean the braking surfaces carefully, wipe the chain down (or, better yet, use a Cyclone with soapy water to get the grit out from in between the links) and always use a wax-based lubricant to keep the dirt from sticking to it more than with traditional oil-based lubes.

But most of all, remember that the best kind of ride is the one you’ll be able to do again; stay safe and ride carefully. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @The Engine

    Strava won't work on my Android device - what should I do?

    Several options:

    1. Buy a decent phone.

    2. Ride with a V-Meter.

    3. Meditate heavily on Rule 5.

  • @The Engine

    Strava won't work on my Android device - what should I do?

    As long as you can save the gps file in say gpx format, you can upload to strava from your hard drive. I have win 7 phone so no compatible strava app here, but uploads file fine.

  • @versio

    @The Oracle

    @versio

    Nate, Natey, Nato "” here are some details for your future references to The Sword. 3T Team Ergosum, 3T Team ARX 130mm at 17 degrees down (threw Ti bolts away to use steel head bolts), ZIPP Service Course tape Black, 2012 Black/Red Centaur carbon controls with Black hoods. No computer to fuck it up. No regrets, but I sense Nate regrets.

    Dude, stop calling it "The Sword."  That's as bad as the douchebag who posts on here who insists on calling himself "The Oracle."

    How about I call my No.1 road bike "Steel Bitch!"

    That's marginally better.

  • @Nate

    @frank

    No worries.  In other news, it looks like my Felt had a lifetime warranty on the workmanship so I may be in line for a new frame that-a-way.  In which case I think I'll make it a cross bike.

    So I dropped the cracked bike off at the Felt dealer earlier this morning and I already have word back that they'll replace the 7-year-old frame for the cost of shipping the new frame.

  • @frank

    @Nate

    I was getting to a point where my pace on certain climbs was driven by what I thought the numbers were telling me rather than what my body was telling me.

    Which is precisely the pitfall with riding with numbers. Especially for folks who fixate on HR. Stop when your legs say stop, not your computer.

    So here's a case where I'd disagree. Knowing what my max HR is can help me measure a peak effort over a longer distance without blowing up. "The Ridge" would be an example of where I did that. I was certainly in 'the tunnel' but glanced down once or twice to see if I had more beats to give. I didn't. But without the HRM, I can gauge it pretty close.

  • @scaler911

    @frank

    @Nate

    I was getting to a point where my pace on certain climbs was driven by what I thought the numbers were telling me rather than what my body was telling me.

    Which is precisely the pitfall with riding with numbers. Especially for folks who fixate on HR. Stop when your legs say stop, not your computer.

    So here's a case where I'd disagree. Knowing what my max HR is can help me measure a peak effort over a longer distance without blowing up. "The Ridge" would be an example of where I did that. I was certainly in 'the tunnel' but glanced down once or twice to see if I had more beats to give. I didn't. But without the HRM, I can gauge it pretty close.

    I can see the use on that.  I used to ride with an HRM.  It definitely helped me learn what being in the red zone felt like.  Now that I have more experience I prefer to ride on feel.

  • @ChrisO - Thanks for the heads up. That was the one thing I was thinking I should try, but never did. heh.

    @Nate - Good point about the garmin influencing uphill pace. I've actually bonked out of a ride feeling like a complete pussy because I was ascending a lazy grade at walking pace. It was very disheartening. I might have to take this page from your book when I go ride Climb to Kaiser next week.

    @frank, @scaler911  - Even if I watch my heart rate while climbing, I can't go any faster than my legs will allow. (and my legs are pussies on the longer, more demanding climbs...) I do, however, try to use my HR + Cadence to determine a good pace to set for a longer-distance ride. I don't want to exceed 140bpm and 90rpm for the first hour of a Century if I can help it. That way I'm not completely blown out for the last 35-50 km. My max HR is 178.

    @Nate  - good news about the frame, mate!

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