La Vie Velominatus: The Rain Bike

In our privileged stables of bikes, it ranks towards the bottom of the heap as Bike #2 or lower, but the Rain Bike is no slouch. This is, after all, the bike we rely on in bad weather, trusting it to carry us safely through what typically amounts to the most dangerous conditions we ride in. Provided you ride year-round, you likely ride this machine more often than your Number One – assuming you live in an environment that isn’t a tropical island (I’m looking at you @gianni) or classified as a desert. It follows, then, that this is a machine to be curated with great care and several factors should be kept in mind when selecting the machine for this wet and dirty work.

The first consideration is the material. I hope I’m not spoiling anyone’s fantasy by pointing out that rain isn’t actually made of the sweat falling from Merckx’s guns as he pedals high up on Mount Velomis; it is mostly water, mixed with some acids and other crap. Rain water can cause certain kinds of materials to become compromised in one way or another. Steel, for example, is particularly prone to this through rusting. Calfee’s bamboo frames might be susceptible to becoming soggy – I’m not sure. For a bike which is to be ridden primarily in wet conditions, choose a durable, non-corrosive material like titanium, aluminum or carbon.

The second consideration is the components. Here’s the other news flash about riding in the rain: the roads are less pristine than they are in the dry. Road grit gets in your drivetrain and on on your rims, acting like coarse sandpaper to accelerate wear. Since you’ll be replacing some parts more often than on a bike ridden in the dry, this is a bike for which to get economical about gear selection; you aren’t going to want to replace your full titanium Super-Record cassette and chain after it wears out in 1/3 the time. The shifters, brakes, crankset, and derailleurs don’t have to be greatly affected provided you maintain the bike in the style of a velominatus, but the wheels, bottom bracket, derailleur pulleys, chain, cassette and freehub will certainly feel the strain. Anything that moves, has a bearing, or lets water in is a candidate for accelerated wear.

Third, this has to be a bike you’re going to love riding, not some beater that gets abused and you tolerate throwing your leg over. As much as riding in Rule #9 conditions is badass and an invigorating experience, it does get a bit tiresome when you ride in the rain every day from October to March (or May, for you Pacific-Northwesterners). If your position isn’t right and if the bike isn’t a pleasure to ride, it’s not going to make getting cold and wet any more enjoyable.

Lastly, this bike will be taking abuse, so remember that your safety is entrusted to this machine in conditions when visibility is low, stopping distances increased, and road surfaces slick. Maintain this bike more diligently than any other machine; check the brake pads and rims for dangerous wear, check the metal bits for rust and cracks, and keep a close eye on the chain and cables. Resist the temptation to spray it down with the garden hose as the pressure can lodge the grit deeper into bearings and other nooks and crannies on the bike. After each ride, clean the braking surfaces carefully, wipe the chain down (or, better yet, use a Cyclone with soapy water to get the grit out from in between the links) and always use a wax-based lubricant to keep the dirt from sticking to it more than with traditional oil-based lubes.

But most of all, remember that the best kind of ride is the one you’ll be able to do again; stay safe and ride carefully. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @brett

    Actually, now I'm thinking about it, is the whole concept of a rain bike a bit naff? I mean, do we have a 'rain car'? A bit like the concept of 'training bikes' too, why even have a nice bike if you're hardly going to ride it? "Oh, it's my race bike..." Ok, you're racing the local club B grade, but fair enough. Bit like buying a new leather lounge then leaving the plastic on it... "Check out that leather, plush eh?" "Feels a bit plasticky actually..."

    Its about limiting wear on the good stuff much more than being a massive gear douche...

  • Catching up sporadically...

    White Lightening has been working really, really, really well for me. I would wager that I rode kilometers in more shit weather than just about anyone last winter prep'ing for Keepers Tour, and it absolutely worked wonders. The drivetrain has stayed really clean with very little wear.

    That said, I'm applying it for every single ride because it does not last long at all.

    And, all my other bikes get a good oil-based lube...

  • And for mudguards - then I'm back to work - absolutely agree that's a bullshit claim. A joke, really. But I never ride with them; I love the spray from the road and full commitment to the deluge. Its a totemistic thing. Like a band manager carrying a cricket bat around on tour.

  • I'm looking for photos of bikes with mudguards. Here's one:

    Oh, wait, no...no mudguards.

    Let me try this one...

    Nope. Dangit. How about this?

    Nope.

    This?

    Weird. No again.

    This?

    WTF Leggings, but no fucking mudguards.

    None there, either. That's sorted. Next topic.

  • All this talk about steel frames in the wet, etc., makes me wonder if there's something proactive I should be doing to my Raleigh Super Corse project's frame before I build it back up again... Is there an easy (or relatively easy) fix I can do to aid in the prevention of rust?

  • Now that I think of it, Frank, I understand your position.  Get in front, stay in front, and don't give a shit about mud guards.

    I'm going to have to work on that.

  • @frank

    That first one is an amazing shot. The last one is a V and VV shot. The rest are all very Rule 9. I'm still putting fenders on my commuter bike.

    Yes, I know ... this makes me a pussy.

  • @Xyverz

    Shoot it full of JP Weigles Frame Saver.  If it gets wet take out the seatpost and hang it upside down to let the stuff drip out.  Don't keep it in a damp place -- water can get in the innards by condensation too.

  • @frank jeez, we get a fair bit of rain round here, makes @morten okbo's 140 days seem quite arid but the roads manage to stay fairly clean. Bit of shit where the tractors come in out of fields but you'd have to go off road or down the river to get that much crap on your bike.  Still, it doesn't seem to matter how much debris there is it still takes a while to get it all pristine again.

    As for fenders, you've clearly been looking in the wrong place. How about this fine looking thing:

    or this one:

    not quite so neat but it'll still keep your skinny jeans dry:

    Bit of epms porn:

    and something for the velominatus budgetatus:

  • @itburns

    @Jamie

    What group do you ride with in the PNW in the winter that lets you go without?

    This is one of those groups

    +1. Most most of the Greats, I train alone in winter.

    @mcsqueak

    The most annoying thing is when your brake calipers get all leaf-jizzed up, and you're subjected to an endless ssssssSSSssssssSSSSssssSSSS noise as you pedal, until it finally drives you crazy enough that you stop, clean them out, only to have them clog again a few k's down the road.

    Like this year, when every leaf in Seattle decided to simultaneously fall from their tree. Here's a tip for next time that happens to you. Lay down more V and it will clean itself out.

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