I just got turned back from a ride. 5k from the house I realized my bits were getting too cold not only for comfort (in which case, apply Rule #5 and move on) but safety (i’ll take my vasectomy in the hospital, thank you very much). It’s a lovely sunny day, the only problems being the minus 12C temp, biting headwind, and leg warmers that stop mid-thigh. Having to pull the plug on a ride is a bummer. Thankfully, it doesn’t happen all too often and I’ve still got the rollers set up in the house. But the silver lining here is that it was only my 4th or 5th training ride of the year for the Heck of the North which is still 7 months away.

Some would say gravel riding is here to stay. Others would say gravel riding has always been a part of cycling and all we’re doing now is applying intention to it. It’s undeniable though that the gravel scene has taken on a prominent role in cycling of late. From open-registration races all over the world to the Strade Bianche, graveling has ignited a passion in many of us. Riding dirt roads has a certain unique aesthetic, an aesthetic that is best described as taking place on the margins.

The tarmac, as we move further from the center of town, gives way increasingly to gravel. As the rider begins to stitch together longer gravel stretches of road he needs to go further out on the margin of the city until finally, any reminders of the city are gone. This is where the margin is blurred between “civilization” and “wilderness”. The Graveur’s bike is marginally a road bike. Road bikes can be fitted with wider tires but are limited by frame and fork design as well as clearance at the caliper. Cyclocross bikes can run with skinny tires which is usually preferred and then we’re left often with a higher BB, heavier bike, and a position that’s closer to sit up and beg. Only just recently have bicycle companies begun to manufacture equipment intended specifically for the booming gravel scene. But even still, the rider has to select a hodge-podge of gear from road, cross, and even MTB that will suit his needs and the particulars of the course.

This year, I’m experimenting with new bars. I’ve decided to give the Salsa Cowbell a spin. Maybe you’ve seen bars like this on Randoneur and drop-bar 29er’s common in the adventure bike and UltraCX scene. I’m trying to achieve a few things with these flared bars: flat hood-to-top area while maintaining horizontal drop, more upright position with a shallow drop, lot’s of drop for secure grip, and leverage provided by wider-than-Lampre-Man 46mm span. Gianni recently referred to the geographically curated bike as a “Terroir Bike”. I like this turn of phrase.

Toeing up to the start of a gravel race can result in sensory overload of Rule-breaking gauche.  Riders operating on the margins of The Rules show up with frame bags and EPMS’s, Camelbaks, zero saddle/stem drop, facial hair, MTB shoes, and even aero bars. The list goes on of Rule violations. Be mindful though that Rules are often bent consciously and  broken for geography, practicality and self-reliance. The most Rule compliant of Velominati on the road may seemingly be found out on the margins of decorum riding gravel. Don’t be too quick to judge.

It is the margins that attracted me to gravel riding and is partly what keeps me excited about it. For one, I have little choice in terms of the roads I have to ride. I live on a gravel road that mostly leads to other gravel roads. I’m closer to the margin of wilderness than civilization. Graveling is a necessity if I want more places to ride. Keeper status aside, I’ve always been one to eschew rules and authority and go against the grain. Gravel riding allows me a damn good reason to blur the Rules from time to time to see what works. Here are a few Rules worth breaking when it comes to gravel road riding:

  • Rule #29. If you’re way out on the margins you just may need the extra space for tools or food.
  • Rule #32. Two bidons won’t cut it often times. So unless you have the ability to filter or treat water, try a hydro pack or frame bag.
  • Rule #34. You will find yourself walking or running out there. Wear shoes that allow this.
  • Rule #44. I’ve found, especially on technical trails and ultraCX, that less drop reduces fatigue and improves visibility over a long ride.
  • Rule #50. I live in the woods, hipster. I’m growing a fucking beard and riding my bike if I damn well please.
  • Rule #52. Pfft.
  • Rule #54. I haven’t done this and won’t. But the guy that won the Heck in 2012 had aerobars and used them. Just sayin’.
  • Rule #61. I ride a Fizik Antares VS on my gravel bike and appreciate the extra padding (although the saddle is compliant).
  • Rule #68. It’s been said riding gravel saps an additional 10% of energy and thus requires an additional 10% of V over a course of the same distance of tarmac. Therefore, the quality of your ride will be 11% more on gravel. That’s one higher.

Vie la vie Velominatus

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @Marko

    @The Grande Fondue Initial reaction to the Cowbells is that they're headed in the direction of a Reverence article this fall. More data needed but so far so good. These are 46"²s! Yikes. They're so wide. But they feel nice, open up my chest for breathing, give be tons of positions, and oh the leverage. Plus, I just think they look cool.

    46cm is insane. I ride 40cm, and test rode a bike with a wide "42" and found it really weird. Adam Hansen has gone down to 38cm http://inrng.com/2013/01/whats-new-with-rider-position/

    But I guess I'd want the hoods close to my normal position, so flaring out would be ok.

  • @Ccos

    ...Last year on a ride he flatted and didn't have a repair kit... ...Because he is a badass and because both his behavior and appearance were rule complaint...

    Which part of setting off on a ride without the wherewithal to fix a flat and get yourself home is complaint with either the written rules or the ethos implied by the rules and La Vie Velominatus?

    Don't forget Rule 2.

  • @Endurimil Whilst I can appreciate its name "Introducing the Camrat... because it would have taken an army of lawyers to call it the Tarmacâ„¢", it's an EPMS without the outer casing. As for whether it's acceptable or not, @Marko has it spot on.

  • @Chris Oh I agree, I'm just searching for the right balance between cutting some slack/giving shit when faced with the rule violations of others. Rules #2 and #3. One can proselitize only so much with people before it comes to fisticuffs and that ain't pretty with us cycling types. (The 2010 TdF Barredo/Costa death match comes to mind).

  • @Chris

    @Endurimil Whilst I can appreciate its name "Introducing the Camrat... because it would have taken an army of lawyers to call it the Tarmacâ„¢", it's an EPMS without the outer casing. As for whether it's acceptable or not, @Marko has it spot on.

    Looks like a potentially neat way of holding a tub though.  Having said that I have my spare tub bound tight with a wide ski strap and that keeps it tight enough to get in a pocket.

  • Fed up with the lack of variance on my commuter/rain bike I opted to decommission it in favour of something that allowed more freedom. Freedom of what, you ask? Everything. Gone is the tight geometry and even tighter wheel clearance of a steel and carbon road bike, hello slacker angles, beefy tapered head tube, long chain stays and enough clearance to fit a 45mm wide tire. I took the reverse path and went for a gravel bike that I could cross with. I have some rims with road tires and sks longboards for weekday duties and A23's with grifos for weekend fun.

    Here are some pics from a ride two weekends ago.

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