I just got turned back from a ride. 5k from the house I realized my bits were getting too cold not only for comfort (in which case, apply Rule #5 and move on) but safety (i’ll take my vasectomy in the hospital, thank you very much). It’s a lovely sunny day, the only problems being the minus 12C temp, biting headwind, and leg warmers that stop mid-thigh. Having to pull the plug on a ride is a bummer. Thankfully, it doesn’t happen all too often and I’ve still got the rollers set up in the house. But the silver lining here is that it was only my 4th or 5th training ride of the year for the Heck of the North which is still 7 months away.

Some would say gravel riding is here to stay. Others would say gravel riding has always been a part of cycling and all we’re doing now is applying intention to it. It’s undeniable though that the gravel scene has taken on a prominent role in cycling of late. From open-registration races all over the world to the Strade Bianche, graveling has ignited a passion in many of us. Riding dirt roads has a certain unique aesthetic, an aesthetic that is best described as taking place on the margins.

The tarmac, as we move further from the center of town, gives way increasingly to gravel. As the rider begins to stitch together longer gravel stretches of road he needs to go further out on the margin of the city until finally, any reminders of the city are gone. This is where the margin is blurred between “civilization” and “wilderness”. The Graveur’s bike is marginally a road bike. Road bikes can be fitted with wider tires but are limited by frame and fork design as well as clearance at the caliper. Cyclocross bikes can run with skinny tires which is usually preferred and then we’re left often with a higher BB, heavier bike, and a position that’s closer to sit up and beg. Only just recently have bicycle companies begun to manufacture equipment intended specifically for the booming gravel scene. But even still, the rider has to select a hodge-podge of gear from road, cross, and even MTB that will suit his needs and the particulars of the course.

This year, I’m experimenting with new bars. I’ve decided to give the Salsa Cowbell a spin. Maybe you’ve seen bars like this on Randoneur and drop-bar 29er’s common in the adventure bike and UltraCX scene. I’m trying to achieve a few things with these flared bars: flat hood-to-top area while maintaining horizontal drop, more upright position with a shallow drop, lot’s of drop for secure grip, and leverage provided by wider-than-Lampre-Man 46mm span. Gianni recently referred to the geographically curated bike as a “Terroir Bike”. I like this turn of phrase.

Toeing up to the start of a gravel race can result in sensory overload of Rule-breaking gauche.  Riders operating on the margins of The Rules show up with frame bags and EPMS’s, Camelbaks, zero saddle/stem drop, facial hair, MTB shoes, and even aero bars. The list goes on of Rule violations. Be mindful though that Rules are often bent consciously and  broken for geography, practicality and self-reliance. The most Rule compliant of Velominati on the road may seemingly be found out on the margins of decorum riding gravel. Don’t be too quick to judge.

It is the margins that attracted me to gravel riding and is partly what keeps me excited about it. For one, I have little choice in terms of the roads I have to ride. I live on a gravel road that mostly leads to other gravel roads. I’m closer to the margin of wilderness than civilization. Graveling is a necessity if I want more places to ride. Keeper status aside, I’ve always been one to eschew rules and authority and go against the grain. Gravel riding allows me a damn good reason to blur the Rules from time to time to see what works. Here are a few Rules worth breaking when it comes to gravel road riding:

  • Rule #29. If you’re way out on the margins you just may need the extra space for tools or food.
  • Rule #32. Two bidons won’t cut it often times. So unless you have the ability to filter or treat water, try a hydro pack or frame bag.
  • Rule #34. You will find yourself walking or running out there. Wear shoes that allow this.
  • Rule #44. I’ve found, especially on technical trails and ultraCX, that less drop reduces fatigue and improves visibility over a long ride.
  • Rule #50. I live in the woods, hipster. I’m growing a fucking beard and riding my bike if I damn well please.
  • Rule #52. Pfft.
  • Rule #54. I haven’t done this and won’t. But the guy that won the Heck in 2012 had aerobars and used them. Just sayin’.
  • Rule #61. I ride a Fizik Antares VS on my gravel bike and appreciate the extra padding (although the saddle is compliant).
  • Rule #68. It’s been said riding gravel saps an additional 10% of energy and thus requires an additional 10% of V over a course of the same distance of tarmac. Therefore, the quality of your ride will be 11% more on gravel. That’s one higher.

Vie la vie Velominatus

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @frank Ellen Page rides Dutch bikes too? And if I could snag that kegger bike for the Heck this year, I would. For the team, I'd do it.

    @Endurimil Spot on about the camelbak, super pain in the ass. Last year because it was so cold I was able to wear a gilet over the thing and that kept it in place. That thing you linked to looks like a good problem solver.

  • @frank

    @Marko

    You're going to be riding a Dutch Bike by the time you're done exploring this route you're on.

    I'm not judging because it will irrevocably lead to you riding one of these, which is kinda cool.

    Should we arrange a cogal on one (or more) of these?

  • @Ron

    Just talked to my cross ridin' pal - he won (one spot) the lottery for the Leadville 100 race. He'd already scheduled a trip to CO this year and was coming back to NC one week before the race. The organizers nicely allowed him to defer until next year. I told him a year of thinking about that ride would be agony for me. He said he's been wanting to ride it for years. Glad he's gotten his wish!

    Crikey - it's high up there, hope he lives/trains at altitude!

  • @frank

    @Gianni

    @Marko

    @Gianni I've seen a lot of animals on rides. Wolves, bears, moose, deer. The only time I ever really got goose bumps was seeing the cougar. I imagine a skinny guy moving quickly would look like a big cat toy. No thanks. Btw, the espresso love GU shots are good.

    @Marvellous Marvellous.

    On the balance: no car traffic versus being eaten by a bear, I'd try the bear. I saw a fresh cougar paw print in the snow once, it was huge, and impressed me mightily. You are right about looking like a big fun cat toy, it would drag your skinny ass into the woods and just "play" with you.

    Espresso love GU shots, I'm psyched. Probably better than some of the poor espresso served in the US of A.

    Tiger track next to VMH's hand in the Periyar wildlife reserve in India (Kerala). Bigass fucking cat.

    I'll take being eaten while riding/hiking/camping/surfing/etc over being taken out by a drunk driver or a dude tweeting LOL to his mates.

    But on balance I'll vote "live until tomorrow" every time.

    Not cycling but out skinning uphill (ski skinning that is) in Colorado on my own in the dark with just a head torch this Jan and got to my high point and was in the process of removing skins when I heard what sounded like a large animal snort from the trees.  Now in Jan in Colorado the Elk are way down the valley, the Bears should be asleep so the only other large animal around there occasionally, are Cougar.  So I did what any self respecting person would do.  I near crapped myself.  Put on my bright downhill head light pronto and tried to look like a I'm-far-too-healthy-to-be-worth-chasing type prey animal got kitted for downhill and headed out pronto.  No idea what it was but at 11,000 feet on your own in the dark the mind produces monsters!

  • One hasn't lived till they tried to T Bone a bear at 14 bombing down a logging road.

  • @Teocalli One of those pedal bars overcooked a corner at the bottom of a hill last summer in Minneapolis and crashed hard. Couple people got hurt pretty badly. Hopefully they were drunk.

  • @Marko
     Other then for commuting the only real on bike times I use a Camelbak pack is when hauling tools for trail work.

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