When it comes to training, no one loves riding outside and loathes riding inside more than I do. On the other hand, riding outside is dangerous, especially with something like the Tour de Trump running the show. So I’ve been working on my road safety by not riding on the road and riding my rollers instead.

The added benefit of the rollers is that I do it in the early hours of the day, when no one is stirring apart from the odd mouse, so there are no witnesses. No one wants to see a shirtless man crying. Not even a mouse.

The rollers are the quintessential winter training and warm-up device. Merckx rode them. I was going to list other people who rode them but then realized that the list is as complete as it needs to be with just that name on it. I’d never ridden them until last Spring, when Marko sent me his, saying I could have “those diabolical bastards”. I rode them on my road bike until it got light enough to accommodate morning rides outside which was twice. Then I forgot about them until we fell back again a few weeks ago. (Daylight Savings? More like Daylight Shavings.)

With the days getting short and my gut getting wide, I’ve turned once again to the rollers for my morning Spanish Turbo Sessions. Except this Fall, I’ve been riding my Don Walker track bike (which was here until ridden only for the Festum Prophetae Hour) which adds the benefit of an unforgiving fixed wheel to the fun of riding these torture devices.

On the plus side, nothing will give you a more Magnificent Stroke than this heinous combination will. Thirty minutes feels like a lifetime; forty-five like an eternity. I’ll let you know what fifty minutes feels like when I get there. At which point, much like with The Hour, I’ll no doubt climb off, citing road conditions.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Buck Rogers

    @wiscot

    But, I should add that I’m fucked if I know if that is correct or not (but I can attest that it has worked for the 100’s of hours that I have done on them over the last 4 years)

    And therein lies the dilemma. Am I squirrelly because I'm a newbie or squirrely because my set-up isn't right? Time and practice will tell I guess. Thanks for the advice!

  • @Buck Rogers

    @wiscot

    @Rob

    @wiscot

    Just a thought, which you probably know stone cold anyway, but if I remember mm’s can make a difference to your stability – that is where your front wheel falls on the front roller. Off just a little and you won’t be happy… It’s worth fiddling with it to see if anything changes. Problem is I don’t remember if spot on, a little behind or in front give the best result.

    I’m sure the real pros here will set me straight about this – I may be imagining it all since its been 35 years since I trained/raced rollers.

    Any advice from the Velominati would be welcome. I’ve seen various ideas about the placement of the front roller vis-a-vis the front hub. Some say the hub should be above the back edge of the roller, others completely behind. Currently my front hub drops right behind the roller.

    My front hub is almost-but-not-quite directly above the front roller, when looking at it a minute ago it is set back by maybe 2-3 mm.

    @wiscot I think Bucko has it my memory is center of hub (wheel) is 2-3 mm behind. If your whole hub is behind then maybe too much behind? But my hope in opening this can of worms was that you fiddle with it and see if you get a more stable ride. My memory of the kind of stability is that when it's right you can do 150rpm or take your jumper off with no hands at 50 rpm.

     

  • I too have a love/hate relationship with my rollers. I now own two different sets of them. WTF?! You say?  It started with a set of the Kreitler 4.5" full alloy rollers on full-length frames.  So freakin' smooth. Unlike me. For years, they have served me well.  Then a couple of months ago, a kind-hearted old gentleman walked into the shop and right up me then asked if I would be interested in a free set of "cycle rollers".  Of course, I said yes.  I walked out to his car with him.  He opened the trunk (boot?) to reveal a set of full alloy 3" Krietlers on a compact frame.  The man told me that they had been his son's rollers and that his son had passed away "years ago".  Of course, I accepted them.  They definitely are a different kind of ride than the 4.5s.  By comparison, the bike is much more squirrelly and requires a quite bit more effort to maintain speed while riding on the 3's.  On the 4.5's, accelerations happen more sluggishly due to the increased mass, but then maintaining a speed is much easier and there is a bit more coasting power before unclipping. Getting on and off of them is easier with the lower deck height of the 3" rollers.  Those rollers under Mr. Simpson up there look massive. I bet those rode like a Cadillac!

     

  • @Teocalli

    What are the considered opinions between Tacx and Elite models (or any other)?

    For rollers only? - in which case I can't help - or for their turbos? in which case it's a matter of budget and intended usage.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Teocalli

    @ChrisO

    Ah yes I should have been specific. For Rollers.

    Kreitler are the number one name in rollers. You cannot beat them in my opinion.

    Never used them so no help... but I will say that for an extra 30 quid over the Kreitler standard rollers you can get a Tackx Vortex Smart which gives you variable feedback resistance on Zwift and other training software.

    If you're going to use the rollers then go for it, but if you want to get into the whole virtual cycling thing then the entry point is about the same. You don't even need a high-spec laptop now, Zwift have released an IOS app.

  • @ChrisO

    I have a dumb turbo that I've had for quite a few yearsand I guess that is the question as to whether to try rollers for a different game or a new turbo.

  • @Teocalli

    Rollers will fine tune your balance, round your pedal stroke, and teach you to ride with a quiet upper body.  Or make you good at falling over sideways.  Turbo trainers will build strength.

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