Baxter Aftershave is one of the most important cremes I have in my arsenal, aside from the testosterone rub, the alcohol swabs I use before injecting my EPO, and Butt Butter or whatever my chamois creme is called. At $15 a pop, it’s not particularly cheap, but the addition of moisturizers and antiseptic keep irritation at a minimum.
Not only does it have a pleasant smell and refreshing feeling, it opens the pores after a good, close shave to help moisturize and revitalize, leaving your skin clean and smooth with no bumps or rash. Just the other day, a neighbor remarked that my shave was magnificently smooth and close. I couldn’t have done it without Baxter.
Oh, and before you start thinking I’m some kind of sissy, know this: I never use this shit on my face. No sir, the good stuff is for the legs only.
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Damn it Frank, publish my manifesto. My credibility as a founder of Rule 5 Fundamentalism is really suffering here.
Where is Brett when we need him?
Just bought some 'Baxter' on the internet. I feel dirty.
I wager Brett is the one who recommended Baxter to frank, although I may be wrong.
@Marcus Heheheh! &^$&^$!
@david Fuck, I almost choked even on my water-thin Coors Light after that one, Marcus.
Thinking about this, Frank does have more cajones than most, I think other men (myself included) would have a squeamish hesitation about broadcasting these intimate details or he is just more in touch with his feminine side?
But Frank if I go back to shaving (and since my peaking schedule has been successful and the guns are looking like Big Bertha- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bertha_(howitzer) - with an awesome tan line I am toying with the idea) thanks for the tip, it sounds like great stuff.
@david
We've kind of been here before, but how can you recoil in horror at Bazters worship while not have an at least equally violent reaction to Coors Light? Or is that the reason for the choke? (And, speaking of choking, anyone want to lay odds on "Chokingdoush" as an addition to the Lexicon by the time we reach the Champs Elysee ... ?)
@Geof Good Lord, geof, it's hard for me to understand that. Coors Light: easy to drink, clean, crisp, cheap, and unpretentious. How's that related to a grown man using some high-end embrocation after shaving his legs? I don't see it.
I'll stick by my pick of Mark Cavendish for the Green. It's not hard. He's the best sprinter out there, and he's been working hard to become a green jersey rider. He may not win it, but he certainly won't choke. Manx Missile, all the way!! "Speed talks."
I don't use Baxter, nor am I one.
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