There are two kinds of people in this world: those who own a properly-fitting, lightweight gilet and those who don’t. Those who own one know this is an indispensable piece of kit.
The gilet is typically one of the last items that enters into a Cyclist’s wardrobe, long after arm warmers, knee warmers, and long sleeve jerseys have found their way into the kit bag. It’s just a vest, after all, and can’t possibly serve much purpose beyond Looking Pro, can it? It can, in fact.
A vest is an incredibly versatile unit that serves to stave off all kinds of Fuckness – be it from wind, rain, or cold. Furthermore, the sleeveless design makes it easy don or doff, and packs away nicely; a lightweight gilet can be folded flat (first in half, then in thirds) and slipped between the jersey and bibs, keeping the rear pockets clear and accessible for tools and food.
In short, the gilet is a Four-Season Fuckness Stopper that accompanies me year-round, one which I personally hold in higher regard than the long sleeve jersey:
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I'll need more convincing then that friends! I find its appearance to be in the tights category and not at all V.
@Chris
Are you starting in Paris? I'm flying into Paris at 8am on the Friday morning and plan to take the TGV to Lille. It would be cool to meet up if anyone else is going that route.
@ChrisO
Unless you are a Spanish-speaker. In that case, it would be pronounced "gee-yet."
@doubleR
that may be one way to say it in Spanish. I use the other word, chaleco.
@Kambei
I've learned the hard way that the gilet is a life enhancer and life saver. Keeping the torso warm with it's windproof front alone makes cold descents survivable and even pleasurable.
Years back four of us did a looong spring ride which turned out to be colder than all but one of had dressed for. One had a vest and the rest of us suffered the whole long way. The ride sucked so much but that ride made me understand the gilet's magical power. And with Frank's brilliant stowing method, there is no down side to bring the gilet as insurance. They are the best.
@Gianni
Ah, the power of anecdotal evidence. I'm sold!
@Kambei
Anecdotal is one thing, try the descent from altitude in damp jersey method. Some lessons are better learned from empiric experience. Do you live in a place that has a cold windy spring? It would afford you the perfect environment for this kind of research.
Also, when Frank is this bully on a bit of kit, that means a lot. Seattle is a prime place for gilet wearing.
@G'rilla
I'm getting the Eurostar from London to Lille on the Friday morning, getting in at 11:26. Probably not too far off your arrival time. I'm not staying at the official accommodation but if there both in the same direction it might be worth sharing transport. If not there's certainly scope for a first beer of the tour!
@Dr C is flying in from Ireland but I'm not sure when and @roadslave is coming in from London. I'm sure there'll be others arriving by rail from the UK.
@Gianni
Nipple Lube! Portland is only a tiny bit dryer.
The trick @Kambei, is getting a vest that fits properly. If it's all flappy then yes, it's like tights. If it fits proper, you shouldn't notice you're wearing it except for the fact that you're not freezing to death on a 20K decent.
@Gianni
I smell troll...