There are two kinds of people in this world: those who own a properly-fitting, lightweight gilet and those who don’t. Those who own one know this is an indispensable piece of kit.
The gilet is typically one of the last items that enters into a Cyclist’s wardrobe, long after arm warmers, knee warmers, and long sleeve jerseys have found their way into the kit bag. It’s just a vest, after all, and can’t possibly serve much purpose beyond Looking Pro, can it? It can, in fact.
A vest is an incredibly versatile unit that serves to stave off all kinds of Fuckness – be it from wind, rain, or cold. Furthermore, the sleeveless design makes it easy don or doff, and packs away nicely; a lightweight gilet can be folded flat (first in half, then in thirds) and slipped between the jersey and bibs, keeping the rear pockets clear and accessible for tools and food.
In short, the gilet is a Four-Season Fuckness Stopper that accompanies me year-round, one which I personally hold in higher regard than the long sleeve jersey:
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@frank
Moi, talking about dopamine over in the Romanticization article :)
@jimmy
THAT. IS. THE. COOLEST. THING. EVER.
Did a ride with G'rilla today, forgot to have him video me while doffing my gilet and folding it to stow...figure a vide of that will help people understand what I'm talking about...
@Clips and Straps
I am actually thinking of adding a pronunciation key to all our kit, as its now classified as Zwarte, Witte, Winter. Its Dutch/Flemish, so should be pronounced "Z-v-art-uh", "Vit-uh", and "Vin-ter".
Not to mention the name of the site:
@frank
So, basically fake German? (I hear that riles up you Duthfolk) I took a solid 4 years of Deutsch in school so I have those pronunciations down fine. My French and Italian cycling word pronunciation is atrocious. There is a kid on my floor from the Democratic Republic of the Congo that I run it past, but they have their own dialect or something, as the French girl I am friends with just facepalms every time I try to pronounce something.
@hungsolo
This is where I live actually:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMwCkZiEQ7A
@scaler911
My folks live in the suburbs also. Its actually called Oro Valley, with sub divisions called Ranch Vistoso or Vistoso Views and other unoriginal names. Vapid would be how I describe it. that song described it perfectly.
@FNG
Gents, I'm just over the hill in Reno. Let me know if you're ever somewhere between Auburn or this area. S. Lake Tahoe has some fun riding too, even now what with this nice summer weather!
Oh goodness, I can't stand the suburbs. I hang out quite a bit in one of Pittsurgh's farther out suburbs, and I can't stand the mindset of most of the people. So. Many. Yuppies. The kids are worse though, typical entitled jerks.
@BrianG
Will do. I work up in Grass Valley & Auburn sometimes & I like riding in Tahoe. The thin air makes you gasp like you're climbing Alpe d'Huez!
There are three types of people, those who can count, and those who can't...
so, the Gilet.. I am not into the pornography of gear, i just don't need that much stuff, but i have to admit, a vest does come in handy, a great wind breaker, part of the whole layering system. You gotta figure, if it wasn't useful, it wouldn't exist, would it? Cyclists wouldn't overburden themselves needlessly, would they?