Reverence: Park Tool Super Patch

Tire patches? Try frame protectors.

The first tire patch kit I ever owned came in a big green box, had several patches of various sizes which were possibly made of old truck tires. It also came with a sheet of 60 grit sandpaper. The mild high offered from sniffing the glue while applying the patch almost made you stop caring you’d gotten a flat in the first place. Stoned on glue and hypoxic from the V is no way to mend a tire, and most times the patch would start to come off even before I pumped it up and I’d have to start over. Don’t even start me on peeling the clear cellophane off the patch.

The telephone capability of my iPhone is the least-used feature on the device; I email, schedule, text, voxer, browse, twitface, photograph, drop, forget, lose, and find my phone much more than I ever use it to place a call. It has replaced my wristwatch, alarm clock, and flashlight. For some of you, it has even replaced the cyclometer. All this is to say that in today’s view of the world, the value of a product is directly proportional to how useless its original function is.

By that measure, the Park Super Patch kit earns its place in the pantheon of the Reverence series by being more useful as a frame protector than it is as a inner tube patch. They are phenomenal tire patches – much better than the old orange-trimmed slabs of tire I used growing up, but who wants to use a tire patch, much less love one? Therein lies the answer; even as the world of Cycling irrevocably makes its departure from the tire and tube with one faction moving back to the tubular tire and another to the tubeless tire, these patches will continue to feature on frames around the world, dutifully keeping cables from scuffing paint.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @DerHoggz

    Glueless patches are good for getting you home. Anytime I try to use one on the next ride they fail.

    As a rule, I never use a tire that's been mended beyond getting home; I always replace it with a fresh tube when I get back to the house.

    I bring the old tubes to REI for recycling with Alchemy Goods.

  • @The Grande Fondue

    @Rom Patches are useful after the second puncture in a ride. That doesn't mean I leave my tube by the side of the road, though.

    This. I ride with one spare tube; anything else is patch territory, though I rarely wind up using them. Lately I've been carrying the Lezyne patches because the package is smaller; they're basically the same patches, but I keep the Parks around for protecting the frame.

    @Bigthumpa

    Two words: Internal routing.

    Did you look at the photo(s)?

  • @JohnB

    iphone still predominantly a calling device for me.

    Ironically, I just found my phone on the sidewalk when I took the dogs out this morning. I am very light on my gear for the most part, and generally don't lose things or break them.

    My phone somehow takes a massive beating and gets lost all the time. This is an inexplicable phenomenon.

    @il ciclista medio

    Great idea as a frame protector frank.

    It wasn't my idea; someone suggested it. But it works great.

    @Teocalli

    @Rom

    How many still patch their tyres? I do but get told off by the newbies that it's old school.

    The "new" way of disposing and not fixing things gets my goat. The worst example of this is disposed inner tubes thrown away by the side of the road. Such people are not cyclists.

    In my 30 odd years of cycling, I have never once in my life seen a rider discard their tubes at the side of the road. Seems to me an urban legend.

  • @frank Park Tools patches are great for getting you home. But yeah, just replace the tube when you get home. As for the phone, I might make 10 minutes worth of calls per billing cycle.

  • @Bigthumpa


    @Bigthumpa

    Two words: Internal routing.

    Did you look at the photo(s)?

    @frank

    Ah...

    My theory is that for the first 30 minutes that an article is up, people read it. After that, 50% of the people glance at the lead photo, skip the article, and jump to the posts. 50% don't even look at the photo.

    It's hard to track the analytics on this, so I have to rely on people doing things like that to gather the data. So really you're just helping to support the theory.

    Which is all to say that the quality of our writing is irrelevant to the experience of the Community. From this perspective, it amazes me that the book is selling.

  • Very timely @frank

    Did a ride around the Breacon Beacons this morning in the best part of a gale - crap all over the roads and falling from the trees; sure enough I picked up a couple of punctures.  1st one - new tube, second one I used some crappy Zefal patches.  Apparently you have to apply pressure for 60 seconds...in the pissing rain and gusting wind.  It was a case of 3rd time lucky and a sense of humour failure.

    Zefal, if you are going to sell something, make it fit for purpose.

    I turned on the pc to buy Park Super Patches - they work everytime.

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    Which is all to say that the quality of our writing is irrelevant to the experience of the Community. From this perspective, it amazes me that the book is selling.

    It's not you, Frank. It's us.

  • @frank

    @Bigthumpa


    @Bigthumpa

    Two words: Internal routing.

    Did you look at the photo(s)?

    @frank

    Ah...

    My theory is that for the first 30 minutes that an article is up, people read it. After that, 50% of the people glance at the lead photo, skip the article, and jump to the posts. 50% don't even look at the photo.

    It's hard to track the analytics on this, so I have to rely on people doing things like that to gather the data. So really you're just helping to support the theory.

    Which is all to say that the quality of our writing is irrelevant to the experience of the Community. From this perspective, it amazes me that the book is selling.

    I avoid new articles for days because I'm too lazy to read them, which I do before posting.  I enjoy them, but it is such a major commitment.

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