What does Selle SMP have in common with the lead up to the 2013 Tour de France? Absolutely nothing, seeing as possibly no riders are on them in the Tour. It’s a long three weeks of Tour ahead, let’s think about our own asses for a brief moment. As a disclaimer: this is not a Reverence article, yet, maybe after a few centuries and pavé parties it could be. I paid retail from a LBS for this and have no connection to SMP. I’m not even advocating anyone should get one, like I do advocate everyone owning Speedplay pedals. I am just shedding a little light on these unconventional and messed-up looking saddles.
Two years back I stared at one of these saddles on a bike whose owner was a big fella. The saddle was a thin slip of a thing, more space than saddle and it looked unridable. He made a lasting impression when he said it was great. Great? That looks highly uncomfortable, it was nearly devoid of padding and there just wasn’t much to sit on.
We all have our own limit for what we will put on our steeds but eventually a 160 km ride will sort out if form follows function. Those shoes may be the same ones Boonen wears but if they are killing your feet at 80 km, every time, they have to go.
And speaking of Specialized, they have a gizmo for measuring sit bones so one can get a good fitting saddle. I’ve owned two of their saddles and like them enough. Upon restarting long rides after my haitus this winter I re-remembered how much my lower back would hurt, especially on long climbing rides. Also while on haitus, also known as: my position must be wrong, I’ll never ride again, do I need insoles, how high should my saddle be, do I need wedges under my cleats…hell. I read up on Steve Hogg, fitting master, looking for salvation. Steve is an advocate of SMP saddles and makes the point we don’t sit on our sit bones unless on, gasp, a recumbent or bigger gasp, a Harley. Maui’s aforementioned LBS has a nice selection of test saddles, many SMPs in the mix. I went right for the Dynamic model, for my fat ass. It took at least a week before I could even figure out where to sit on it, it’s that different a design.
There are two great things about these saddles: they have a massive cut-out section in the front so nothing gets mashed and the curved profile means one is sitting on the bones forward of the sit bones. That means your hips rotate forward, your lower back can straighten and relax. Do you want to ride the phantom aero bars while staring at your reflection in store front windows, it’s much easier with a relaxed, flatter back and uncrushed bits. I’m using that technical/medical English term to cover everything “down there”.
In summary, if your lower back is fine and you have never experienced torchmen’s taint, keep doing what you are doing. Shoes and saddles fit differently for every body. Comfort and weird looks don’t come cheap. Mine cost $230 US with steel rails but it is made in Italy, so that is a wash. They do come in celeste green if one wants to ruin the look of their Bianchi. Since one is sitting differently on it, the initial set up takes longer. It’s much harder to figure out the correct saddle height with this new position. I do think they have come up with a well researched design, especially for us riders who aim to be cyclists for the long haul.
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@Spun Up
Dropping the bars adds quite a lot of distance. On the Graveur, the 6 degree stem had me a few cm short on reach (and not enough drop) while the 17 was perfect and added just the distance I needed.
@Mauibike, @Gianni
Why do we care about flat backs so? Doesn't seem to me that would provide any benefit in power or comfort. I feel most powerful with a curved lower back.
@Mike_P
I do not "think" it is ugly. It is. Irrespective of your fat ass on it.
Specialized Toupe 143 (fat arse ) model for me. I know they don't LOOK comfortable and my Dad says it's like running the gauntlet with my bollocks, but it suits me just fine.
The SMP looks like the head of a pink flamingo...maybe a lexicon entry there...red flamingo, white flamingo, black flamingo...regardless, it is freakishly ugly.
@frank
So did Quasimodo...
@Tobin
And Hinault. Heard of him?
Arched back:
Flat back was only deployed for special circumstances:
@frank
I love the cowering of this guy as even before he's hit he anticipates the crushing fuckness that's going to rain down on him.
Ha ha ha ha...
When I feel like I'm being a panty-waisted candy-ass, I ask myself, "What would The Badger do?"
Now I remember - according to the Profanosaurus, the area between a gentleman's giblets and the old brown eye is referred to as one's barse.