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Doubt. It speaks in whispered tones but echoes in our actions and lingers heavy on the mind. It is a thing that weaves itself into the seeds of our dreams and erodes vision into whim. Doubt leads to uncertainty; uncertainty to fear; fear prevents us from reaching as high as we might.

Doubt is a clingy thing. Like a snowball dropped down a mountainside in a cartoon, it starts small but grows upon its own weight. It continues to collect more doubt until finally it crushes any positive thought. Doubt is the fundamental element of the Anti-V.

As Cyclists, our morale rests on a knife’s edge where the slightest drop of grace can send us into the waiting arms of La Volupté while even the smallest grain of doubt can draw us to the cold anvil of her husband, the Man with the Hammer. Little things such as a freshly wrapped set of bars or a recently cleaned and silenced drivetrain can send morale skyrocketing, even in otherwise atrocious conditions. An elusive click or creak, on the other hand, can coax squares from even the most magnificent of strokes.

Clicks, creaks, or a misfiring drivetrain are guaranteed to send me into a tailspin of frustration and doubt; if my machine disobeys the Principle of Silence or malfunctions, I am sure to face a dismal day on the bike. Clean kit and freshly shaven guns, particularly when the guns are glistening with sweat or rain, is for me one of the greatest sources of form and good morale. To see the muscles moving under the smooth, tanned skin as they strain with effort instantly sends away any lingering doubt and leaves only optimism and drive, my conditioning and training cease to hold sway over my desire and willingness to suffer. And when we are willing to suffer, we can do anything.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @PeakInTwoYears

    But if your pads have been contaminated (with cleaning agents, lubricants, or even skin oil), you'll have to replace them.

    Contaminated pads is probably the issue. I would have thought that the simple act of apply the brakes would eventually clean everything up, but I guess not. Thanks for the advice.

  • @CanuckChuck

    I just got back into the mtb world and had to get educated about this the expensive way. Nobody told me up front, but it looks to me like the only substances that should ever touch pads or rotors are water, dirt, water mixed with dirt, or isopropyl alcohol. Or your surgical-gloved hands.

    If you really don't feel like buying new pads, and the current ones have some thickness left to them, I'd definitely give the resurfacing a try. It takes a bit of time, but it might work.  It worked on one set that came on my used bike.

  • @PeakInTwoYears

    @CanuckChuck

    I just got back into the mtb world and had to get educated about this the expensive way. Nobody told me up front, but it looks to me like the only substances that should ever touch pads or rotors are water, dirt, water mixed with dirt, or isopropyl alcohol. Or your surgical-gloved hands.

    If you really don't feel like buying new pads, and the current ones have some thickness left to them, I'd definitely give the resurfacing a try. It takes a bit of time, but it might work. It worked on one set that came on my used bike.

    This is a very good reason why disc brakes have no place on road bikes in the future.  Was reading in Cyclist this week about hydraulic versions of normal rim brakes...this is still heresy in the same way as electronic shifting is, but if it must be done then at least leave the brakes on the rims and avoid those dinner plates on the hubs!

  • @the Engine

    @Deakus

    Indeed this evokes much! After 10.5 weeks of surgeon imposed imprisonment he finally succumbed to my campaign today of bribery, extortion and blackmail and has relented. 10 days early I am allowed out on my bike in the real world!

    A ceremonial burning of the turbo trainer will take place and the N1 is coming out in to the cold and sunshine for her first true spin.

    VLVV!

    Take it easy!

    Oh yes take it very easy, 10 days is a nice gift.

  • @Jay

    I found this quote a while ago and I liked it; plus, it somehow seems appropriate:

    "To be a cyclist is to be a student of pain....at cycling's core lies pain, hard and bitter as the pit inside a juicy peach. It doesn't matter if you're sprinting for an Olympic medal, a town sign, a trailhead, or the rest stop with the homemade brownies. If you never confront pain, you're missing the essence of the sport. Without pain, there's no adversity. Without adversity, no challenge. Without challenge, no improvement. No improvement, no sense of accomplishment and no deep"”down joy. Might as well be playing Tiddly"”Winks." "” Scott Martin

    I don't know who Scott Martin is, but I like the quote.

    Really? Maybe Scott Martin stole it, but I've always seen it credited to Gary Klein.

  • @Deakus

    Hydraulic disc brakes are awesomely awesome on mtb's. Well worth the time and expense.

    No reason to want them on a road bike. Tits on a boar.

  • @frahnk, can you give me the skinny on your superleggere w/set. I've checked the CR site which doesn't say much apart from their weight; 900g. Do they use their Richter hubs or a custom version? Are your Veloflex the Extreme or Carbon's and what are they like on normal roads?

  • @PeakInTwoYears

    @Deakus

    Hydraulic disc brakes are awesomely awesome on mtb's. Well worth the time and expense.

    Totally awesomely awesome indeed!

    No reason to want them on a road bike. Tits on a boar.

    I'm going to disagree on this one. Granted, wheel changes are trickier with disc wheels and until they (you know, those guys) figure out a way to make wheel changes as quick as with rim brakes, discs will not gain acceptance in the peloton. But I'll take the all weather braking power and not needing to swap brake pads for running carbon and alu rims. Not that I own any carbon wheels...

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