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Anatomy of a Photo: Chuck a Dead Animal Over Your Shoulder


Let me open this by stating that I firmly believe that Animals should be treated with dignity and respect, and should be given the right to live a wholesome and fulfilling life. Chickens should be allowed to preen and pluck proudly; cows the right to socialize as amicably as cows can, and pigs should be allowed to delight in their own filth. Right up until we slaughter them to either eat them or wear them, or some unconventional combination of the two – depending on your preference.

I wanted to get that out of the way before I subject you all to a picture of Young Frank – much closer to Peaking than Old Frank – engaging in a game of “God Mag ‘t Weten” with his Cycling Sensei (his dad) after a 10 hour day riding singletrack in Alta, Wyoming. After all, if there isn’t a better way of saying, “We put it in the Big Ring today, Son” than chucking a dead sheep around your shoulders and calling it a ‘vest’, I don’t know what is.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • So, I am catching up on Velominati posts. I read Nicole's post on Alexi Grewal. I follow her link (http://400smith.wordpress.com/2010/09/26/is-rist-canyons-hiking-boot-man-alexi-grewal/) to what seems to be a cycling blog, and then link through to what seems to be a further cycling blog http://evilcycling.com/ - only to find that it contains this: http://evilcycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chick-with-a-wolf.jpg (NSFW).

    Obviously there's some "furry wild animal on shoulders" cultural meme cicrulating in US cycling circles. It hasn't got to the Antipodes yet. Can't say I'm too disappointed.

  • i believe in animal rights too, but hell, if your going fast enough and an animal just happens to walk infront you and is unlucky enough to be hit, why not skin it and chuck it over your shoulder?

  • @Geoffrey Grosenbach

    And why is Strack Sr. glaring at Strack the Younger like that?

    Skiing with my folks this past weekend, the topic of this photo came up. As to your question, my dad's response was, "You would be glaring too, if that was your son."

  • @frank

    @Geoffrey Grosenbach


    And why is Strack Sr. glaring at Strack the Younger like that?

    Skiing with my folks this past weekend, the topic of this photo came up. As to your question, my dad's response was, "You would be glaring too, if that was your son."

    Ouch, thanks Dad!

  • Ha, this come up in the random article list...and it's too good to miss the opportunity to check in on that photo once again!

  • @Ron

    Ha, this come up in the random article list…and it’s too good to miss the opportunity to check in on that photo once again!

    Agree!

  • @KogaLover

    @Ron

    Ha, this come up in the random article list…and it’s too good to miss the opportunity to check in on that photo once again!

    Agree!

    A Merckx - it took you 4 years of contemplation to come to that conclusion?!

  • @Teocalli

    @KogaLover

    @Ron

    Ha, this come up in the random article list…and it’s too good to miss the opportunity to check in on that photo once again!

    Agree!

    A Merckx – it took you 4 years of contemplation to come to that conclusion?!

    Saw this article for the first time yesterday; it also appeared in the random article list like it did with @Ron a couple of years ago. So technically I did not check in on that photo again, as it was a first time.

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