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Anatomy of a Photo: Gilberto e Damiano dentro Laghetto


It is easy to imagine photo ops and advertisements that the pros obligate themselves to for sponsors becoming tedious. Angles that sound good during an off-season drunken phone conversation are often just awkward when operationalized at the season’s first training camp and new sponsor meeting. I can’t imagine anything more emasculating than being constipated in addition to having to get into an inflatable hot tub with your protégé who just kicked your ass in his first Giro. Young hotrod Damiano Can-He-Go is kicking back and ready for some hottub sake while Gibbo is already regretting his decision not to keep their shorts on before climbing in.

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @frank
    "chicks used to dig me"... in response to the use of the word "chicks," velomihottie the blond is not. I think I see adam's apple. Dear Merckx, Frank was checking out a dude. Wait, or in his defence, he was simply protraying Simoni. Na, you were checking out a dude the story will have it.

  • This was a very short lived couple.
    Gibo was that kind of rider that liked to annihilate the competitors.
    I put him into the restricted leauge of the non-gentle riders in company of Hinault, Bruyneel, Armstrong, Virenque to name few; in opposition to the gentle-riders like: Fausto, Indurain, Gimondi, Bugno, Basso etc.

  • @Pedale.Forchetta
    I like that categorization of riders. He definitely liked to destroy the competition, but he was also a little bitch. Is there a special category for guys like that? Oh, yeah - "Douchebags". Answered my own question.

    This was a very short lived couple.

    The question is, would the couple have lasted longer had some fucking photog not forced them to climb into a hot tub together?

  • Ahahah good one Frank!
    After the 2004 Giro the two fallen apart biterly
    I can't image/explain what convinced them to have a bath together

  • I think the bigger question here has to do with the collection of cycling photographs Marko"”who also brought us Roulin' Dirty"”has stored on his hard drive. But, honestly, I don't really want to know about that.

  • This photo kind of validates that "Roadie" Dudes comments from a few weeks ago about the metrosexuals and cycling.

  • NICE! Is that first one Tchmil at Roubaix the year he won?

    Definitely some HARDMEN from the past (and Boonen from the present), but there does seem to be fewer of them now, or maybe I am just getting old?

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