Brett’s article on the the 1995 Worlds set the standard of quality in our fledgling Anatomy of a Photo series. The great tale he had to tell of watching it from Spain, the artifacts of mid-90’s racing such as the neon colors and handlebar attachments, to say nothing of the identification of Oliviero Rincon (who, I believe may have accomplished more in his career falling off his bike than winning races).
I’m following up on his analytical and articulate piece by submitting a photo that that does little more than make me giggle like a school girl. This puppy could double as a groundbreaker in the Breaking the Rules series, given all the violations I’m seeing even at a first glance. Quite frankly, I’m not sure what to say that this image doesn’t already communicate in spades.
We have LeMelvis, seemingly not in any way on the same page as American Cycling Icon Tom Ritchey. He seems to be begging for Tom’s attention like a child tugging at his mother’s skirt. Tom seems to hardly notice the three-time Tour winner and is apparently intent on capturing him in this humiliating state. Not that Greg needs help in that department, seems a proper genius at it, in fact.
Then we have the fact that LeMond is riding in a longsleeve jersey, and Tom has seen fit to (shoddily) cut the sleeves off his jersey altogether. Seems to be bit of a difference betwixt the two in sense of temperature comfort zones, or perhaps a more coordinated evaluation of the outside temperature pre-ride would have been suitable.
In any case, this photo deserves a place in this series, and what better time than a Friday afternoon to stare at a computer screen and make fun of some people who have accomplished loads in their careers. I prescribe heavy helpings of The V to both of them.
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@Souleur
You are fucking killing me here with these Gregisms. You are so nailing what it looks like he's doing here. There is NO V going on there.
All you guys...I've been off galavanting all day, come back and get an eyeful of genius work. Too much, and I apparently need a full more pulls from the V-Chalice to get clever.
WORKING ON IT.
@john
Freddy Mercury, without a doubt and not "arguably", is the best frontman in rock and roll history (although he may have actually been a bottom). That dude could fuckin' rock.
@Marko
ONE, TOOTH, BUCK TOOTH, SUCK O'CLOCK ROCK! That guy was a massive douche. Grover is a better frontman than Freddy MerK.
I give you Robert Plant, the 1985-1988 editions of Axl Rose, and Zack de la Rocha.
@Marko
Well why don't you just lift up your skirt and spread your little cheeks there little fella!
That's "Freddy Merckx", to you...
@sgt
Wash your mouth out Sgt (as Freddy no doubt had to do on many occasions).
@Omar
Its Burt & FDR atling about whiskey runs
...rattling
And the winner is...
How come it won't post my pictures even though I'm logged in it shows the image link/html code before I submit the post?
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