Brett’s article on the the 1995 Worlds set the standard of quality in our fledgling Anatomy of a Photo series. The great tale he had to tell of watching it from Spain, the artifacts of mid-90’s racing such as the neon colors and handlebar attachments, to say nothing of the identification of Oliviero Rincon (who, I believe may have accomplished more in his career falling off his bike than winning races).
I’m following up on his analytical and articulate piece by submitting a photo that that does little more than make me giggle like a school girl. This puppy could double as a groundbreaker in the Breaking the Rules series, given all the violations I’m seeing even at a first glance. Quite frankly, I’m not sure what to say that this image doesn’t already communicate in spades.
We have LeMelvis, seemingly not in any way on the same page as American Cycling Icon Tom Ritchey. He seems to be begging for Tom’s attention like a child tugging at his mother’s skirt. Tom seems to hardly notice the three-time Tour winner and is apparently intent on capturing him in this humiliating state. Not that Greg needs help in that department, seems a proper genius at it, in fact.
Then we have the fact that LeMond is riding in a longsleeve jersey, and Tom has seen fit to (shoddily) cut the sleeves off his jersey altogether. Seems to be bit of a difference betwixt the two in sense of temperature comfort zones, or perhaps a more coordinated evaluation of the outside temperature pre-ride would have been suitable.
In any case, this photo deserves a place in this series, and what better time than a Friday afternoon to stare at a computer screen and make fun of some people who have accomplished loads in their careers. I prescribe heavy helpings of The V to both of them.
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It doesn't work if I hit the image button either.
@Cyclops
Try removing pop-up blocker. If that doesn't work, cut and paste a link and a Keeper can upload the image for you. Sorry for the hassle.
And, no, I don't think Freddy Mercury was the best frontman of all time. I post that shit on blogs from time to time to get flame wars going and stir up the homophobia. Works every time.
Without a doubt, it was Steve Perry from Journey.
@Marko
It's good to know that the Velominati have their very own homegrown troll.
Try this...
I hate you.
i have had the same prob cyclops, not sure what i did wrong but couldn't upload anything but a bunch of letters in a apocalyptic configuration
Jeez man, I'm only trying to help
@Marko
The hate was being focused at the interwebs and technology in general, not at you.
@Cyclops
@Souleur
Now, now, children.
Hey guys - you both have my email address, so go over to this web page, and paste the contents of it into an email to me; I'll see what I can do. This will tell me what browser you're using etc, and I can use that to troubleshoot the problem. Oddly enough, Troll Noise isn't a very helpful debugging tool.
Technology: it makes us 100% more efficient and creates 200% more work.
http://filemanager.dutchmonkey.com/browser.php
Hey, sexual proclivities aside (NTTAWWT), Freddy did write "Bicycle Race" ,and even staged a nude female bike race to promote the single (thus adding another layer to the term "Hard Man") http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Queen_Bicycle_Race_cover.jpg
Still figuring out how this comment thingy works for links, photos etc... not hating tho (yet)