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Anatomy of a Photo: It’s All About the Shoes

Chucky Mottet wins the '86 Eddy Merckx Grand Prix. Photo: Winners & Champions, V5

It’s been said before, but it bears repeating: the shoes say an awful lot about the rider. More than they’d like them to in retrospect, I’m guessing. Here we have the Prophet, looking mighty dapper, congratulating the unexpected victor in the form of Charley Mottet in the Grand Prix of his own name.

A first glance at the photo reveals a few gems: we witness the first hints of the death of the Cycling Cap at the hands of one of the worst examples of a “baseball cap” in existence. We also have a Kwantum rider whom I suspect had a time of it getting comfortable on his TT bike with that rod shoved up his ass. Whatever works, although that’s more Rule #5 than I’m equipped to deal with in a productive way. The rider who got third, whom I’m assuming is Italian based on his kit and impeccable style, is the only magnificent example of a cyclist in the photo. Aside from Merckx, obviously.

And the shoes. Again I point to the Italian with my “that’s how you do it” finger, and give a brisk wag of the “oh no you di-int” thumb at the other two. Loafers for Kwantum and a pair of what-the-fucks for Chuck. Not good.

 

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @RedRanger

    I'm just glad to see a bunch of young guys kicking the asses of the boring old farts.

    Like Sagan hosing Thor et al, again, at the TdS ...

  • @Marko, @G'phant, @RedRanger

    @G'phant
    No shit. The guy wins sprints and mountain stages. He better be fucking clean.

    It doesn't seem to me he wins "sprints" or "mountain stages" so much as it seems like he's fast in a really tough finish. Gotta love that. Like Cunego used to be.

  • @Ron

    Fignon + Chuck:
    Jeez, the guns on display, plus the Gleaming Campagnolo gruppos, plus the bar tape, and those low shoulders make that one awesome photo!

    Fignon is rockin' the connoisseur's tape, Benotto cello tape. Classy stuff, and - since that photo was taken on or around Bastille day of the '89 Tour - his bars were wrapped in three sections, the lower red, the middle white, and the top blue.

    Incidentally, Fignon is riding Campa, but Mottet was on the Mavic SSC group, which holds the distinction of having the most beautiful, if prone to breaking, crank ever made.

  • beautiful frank!

    we all just hope to learn, learn how to dress by the italian..and how not to by chuckles

  • Thanks, Frank. Ah, one Mavic one Campagnolo gruppo, I see. Great photo of Fignon. What a sweet ride he's aboard there. Love how clean his drivetrain is, shows off the silvery goodness well. Silver gruppos, much sexier than black.

    Um, so is that Fignon's V-Meter mounted to his fork?

    And can someone fill me in on the backstory - I know the Badger had shoved someone off the podium, but I don't know why. What did the FDJ guy do, or was it just because he was in white bibs?

  • @frank

    @Marko, @G'phant, @RedRanger

    @G'phant
    No shit. The guy wins sprints and mountain stages. He better be fucking clean.

    It doesn't seem to me he wins "sprints" or "mountain stages" so much as it seems like he's fast in a really tough finish. Gotta love that. Like Cunego used to be.

    For sure. My "sprints" and "mountain stages" comment was in the vein of how the stages were labeled at the TdS. Sagan really seems to be a born Rouleur, big engine capable of hauling his frame just about anywhere to get the job done. Probably won't be winning any mountain top finishes but how awesome is it to see a rider mixing it up in a variety of ways. Makes me wonder what guys like Thor, Jens, and the rest of the Peloton are saying about him.

    This is where the doubt I hate about cycling enters. Is this guy for real? Is he juiced? Will he hang on? Is he a COTHO waiting to spring eternal? Seems we could be talking about this dude for years to come. So promising.

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