Anatomy of a Photo: Maximum Awesome

Baller.

Freddy effortlessly demonstrates Rules #80 and #82, the Three-Point System, and the Goldilocks Principle while his mechanic calmly swaps a mortal’s wheel for one that can withstand his ferocious sprint. All the while, a young Colonel Sanders looks on with bemused disapproval.

For anyone still wondering whether the 70’s was the coolest decade ever, it was.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • That Hipster leaning against the car looks an awful lot like PC from the old Apple commercials...

  • Another Freddy tidbit. Curse of the Rainbow Jersey? Not for Freddy. In 1977 after winning the World Championship road race in 1976 he won 53 races.

  • ...and still looks like he could crush you in the sprint.  Or at anything else in life for that matter.

  • Freddy was DQ'd in Ronde van Vlaanderen in 1977 for a bike change from his brother on the Koppenberg, when he towed de Vlaeminck to the line.

    A cobble in the museum at Oudenaarde declares him the moral victor.

  • @DerHoggz

    @scaler911

    @Haldy

    More 70"²s awesomeness V-Locus style....

     

     

    Love love that photo!

    My puny mortal brain cannot even begin to comprehend his position.

    Yeah...having trouble wrapping my head around that paperclip like turn from back to leg - fuck me freddy.

  • @ped

    Freddy was DQ'd in Ronde van Vlaanderen in 1977 for a bike change from his brother on the Koppenberg, when he towed de Vlaeminck to the line.

    A cobble in the museum at Oudenaarde declares him the moral victor.

    A bit of research on pro cycling in the 70s is incredible - the wheeling and dealing is mind-blowing. Merckx basically let Gimondi win the world title rather than let Maertens win riding Shimano. Merckx and Gimondi both rode Campagnolo.

  • @wiscot How 'bout de Vlaeminck paying Jan Raas a shedload to chase down team-mate Moser in Paris-Roubaix, to make it look like he was just sitting in the wheel, they didn't manage to catch him tho

  • @ped

    @wiscot How 'bout de Vlaeminck paying Jan Raas a shedload to chase down team-mate Moser in Paris-Roubaix, to make it look like he was just sitting in the wheel, they didn't manage to catch him tho

    I can believe it, but did Roger pay up? Freddy's beef was that Roger never paid him what he said he would for Flanders. Robert Millar complained that he lost the Vuelta because his manager would not do deals with some of the other teams against Spanish opposition. This raises the question: in team budgets are payoffs a line item on listed under miscellaneous expenses? Or are riders expected to cough up personally?

  • @kixsand

    @DerHoggz

    @scaler911

    @Haldy

    More 70"²s awesomeness V-Locus style....

    Love love that photo!

    My puny mortal brain cannot even begin to comprehend his position.

    Yeah...having trouble wrapping my head around that paperclip like turn from back to leg - fuck me freddy.

    'cept that's the Gypsy.

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