Anatomy of a Photo: Maximum Awesome

Baller.
Baller.

Freddy effortlessly demonstrates Rules #80 and #82, the Three-Point System, and the Goldilocks Principle while his mechanic calmly swaps a mortal’s wheel for one that can withstand his ferocious sprint. All the while, a young Colonel Sanders looks on with bemused disapproval.

For anyone still wondering whether the 70’s was the coolest decade ever, it was.

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78 Replies to “Anatomy of a Photo: Maximum Awesome”

  1. (The Sanders/Hodgman imposter? That was me in eighth grade, ‘stache included. And I was driving.)

  2. The white bar tape is so elegant, especially knowing that it will probably be replaced for the next race.

  3. And the look on the gentlemans face leaning against the car, as if to say

    ” Yes, well then, that all appears to be in order, good job chaps, carry on ! “

  4. @Barracuda He might be a hands-on owner. “I better just see first-hand exactly how my money is being spent. It’s my support car so I’ll just ride with the support. And we might be making some changes around here — or not.”

  5. I love the look on Freddy’s face as the Peleton disappears. It’s as if he is saying “You F%#ker’s better watch out when I get back to the Peleton. I’m going to be dishing out some awesomeness.”

  6. @Barracuda

    And the look on the gentlemans face leaning against the car, as if to say

    ” Yes, well then, that all appears to be in order, good job chaps, carry on ! ”

    Right? I didn’t know until today that race mechanics were unionized.

  7. @Barracuda

    And the look on the gentlemans face leaning against the car, as if to say

    ” Yes, well then, that all appears to be in order, good job chaps, carry on ! ”

    Or perhaps a young Nick Offerman?

  8. He’s leaning on a Trabant, looking like a Stasi agent disguised as an MI5 agent trying to look like a Stasi agent.

  9. @Rick

    He’s leaning on a Trabant, looking like a Stasi agent disguised as an MI5 agent trying to look like a Stasi agent.

    Just because this needs to be seen again.

  10. @PeakInTwoYears

    @Rick

    He’s leaning on a Trabant, looking like a Stasi agent disguised as an MI5 agent trying to look like a Stasi agent.

    Just because this needs to be seen again.

    And again.

  11. There’s so much fucking awesome going on in that photo. Freddy looking down the road, patient, but thinking how relaxed he’s going to be when he rolls back into the bunch like it ain’t no thing. And then crushes a few souls. Fan-tastic.

  12. @Rick

    He’s leaning on a Trabant, looking like a Stasi agent disguised as an MI5 agent trying to look like a Stasi agent.

    That’s not a fucking Trabant.

  13. The cap lounging against the car looks like a young Swiss Toni

    Changing a wheel, Freddy, is like making love to a beautiful woman, you’ve got to be very careful with the quick release.”

  14. After a month of enforced isolation (house move and no broadband for a month)…I is back!  Now I get to read all the last months articles and try and catch up on the monday morning quiz!

  15. Freddy is such a unique looking individual. Reading a bit about him in “Half Man, Half Machine” I’m more intrigued than ever. Some really big wins…but financial and bottle troubles seem to have limited his full potential. Always feels odd writing that about such an incredible rider, but have to wonder what might have been if he’d lived more monk like.

    How big were he and Godefroot? Neither seems too large, though both were stout by today’s standards. Still, seem on the small size to have handled cobbles so well. I guess being Belgian doesn’t hurt…

  16. Just a brillantly gorgeous photo.  Does anyone know what year and/or race this is and how Freddy ended up at the end? 

    Seems like a northern Spring Classic but it could be any of them.

  17. @Gianni

    Damn, Freddy is wearing those awesome leather gloves. And the legs. Yep, that’s a man.

    Jesus, and the white socks and the hairnet.  And the legs again.  Fucking awesome.

  18. “For anyone still wondering whether the 70″²s was the coolest decade ever, it was.”

    Fränk, dam, you can get it with so little!

    Every day I wake up and swing a leg over the iron I thank Merckx that I was on a racing machine at the tail end of the 70’s!

    There is nothing, I repeat, NOTHING that comes after that has yet to make the ride better or almost more importantly better looking. Starting at the hair net and working down to the Marresi or Duegi shoes, nothing!

    As a P.S. I bet Fast Freddy was a tough s o b as we’re many in the day. No college/Uni boys and thin pickings at the top. When I think of hard men its not only the guns but the elbows and fists… Where do you think he got that nose?

  19. So how awesome was Freddy? In 1977 when with the Red Guard of Flandria, he won 13 stages of the Vuelta! That’s right, 13 fucking stage wins. He led the race from start to finish and his teammate Michel Pollentier won a stage too. That is dominance never seen since.

  20. @Jarvis

    @Rick

    He’s leaning on a Trabant, looking like a Stasi agent disguised as an MI5 agent trying to look like a Stasi agent.

    That’s not a fucking Trabant.

    Right it is a Peugot.

  21. @wiscot

    PS Shocking fact of the day: Freddy Maertens never won a monument.

    Indeed.  I had no idea.  I never would have said that he did not win at least one.  I know that he podiumed a few but never on the top step, eh?  Cool trivia right there!

  22. That Hipster leaning against the car looks an awful lot like PC from the old Apple commercials…

  23. Another Freddy tidbit. Curse of the Rainbow Jersey? Not for Freddy. In 1977 after winning the World Championship road race in 1976 he won 53 races.

  24. …and still looks like he could crush you in the sprint.  Or at anything else in life for that matter.

  25. Freddy was DQ’d in Ronde van Vlaanderen in 1977 for a bike change from his brother on the Koppenberg, when he towed de Vlaeminck to the line.

    A cobble in the museum at Oudenaarde declares him the moral victor.

  26. @DerHoggz

    @scaler911

    @Haldy

    More 70″²s awesomeness V-Locus style….

     

     

    Love love that photo!

    My puny mortal brain cannot even begin to comprehend his position.

    Yeah…having trouble wrapping my head around that paperclip like turn from back to leg – fuck me freddy.

  27. @ped

    Freddy was DQ’d in Ronde van Vlaanderen in 1977 for a bike change from his brother on the Koppenberg, when he towed de Vlaeminck to the line.

    A cobble in the museum at Oudenaarde declares him the moral victor.

    A bit of research on pro cycling in the 70s is incredible – the wheeling and dealing is mind-blowing. Merckx basically let Gimondi win the world title rather than let Maertens win riding Shimano. Merckx and Gimondi both rode Campagnolo.

  28. @wiscot How ’bout de Vlaeminck paying Jan Raas a shedload to chase down team-mate Moser in Paris-Roubaix, to make it look like he was just sitting in the wheel, they didn’t manage to catch him tho

  29. @ped

    @wiscot How ’bout de Vlaeminck paying Jan Raas a shedload to chase down team-mate Moser in Paris-Roubaix, to make it look like he was just sitting in the wheel, they didn’t manage to catch him tho

    I can believe it, but did Roger pay up? Freddy’s beef was that Roger never paid him what he said he would for Flanders. Robert Millar complained that he lost the Vuelta because his manager would not do deals with some of the other teams against Spanish opposition. This raises the question: in team budgets are payoffs a line item on listed under miscellaneous expenses? Or are riders expected to cough up personally?

  30. @kixsand

    @DerHoggz

    @scaler911

    @Haldy

    More 70″²s awesomeness V-Locus style….

    Love love that photo!

    My puny mortal brain cannot even begin to comprehend his position.

    Yeah…having trouble wrapping my head around that paperclip like turn from back to leg – fuck me freddy.

    ‘cept that’s the Gypsy.

  31. The man leaning on the Peugeot doing an impression of a pair of scissors (a not uncommon pose in AOAP circles) has neglected to leave the bottom button of his waistcoat undone. This

     may mean that he is an American or a communist agent but more likely that he is a cad and up to no good. My suspicion is that not 10 minutes prior to this picture being taken he was scattering tacks on the thoroughfare all the while twirling his soupstrainer in a suitably villainous fashion.

  32. @wiscot

    So how awesome was Freddy? In 1977 when with the Red Guard of Flandria, he won 13 stages of the Vuelta! That’s right, 13 fucking stage wins. He led the race from start to finish and his teammate Michel Pollentier won a stage too. That is dominance never seen since.

    Pollentier being the ugliest rider of his generation and also did a major fumble when peeing into a cup at l’Alpe in the ’78 Tour after winning the stage and taking yellow. The ol’ condom-fill-with-pee ploy.

    @wiscot

    @ped

    @wiscot How ’bout de Vlaeminck paying Jan Raas a shedload to chase down team-mate Moser in Paris-Roubaix, to make it look like he was just sitting in the wheel, they didn’t manage to catch him tho

    I can believe it, but did Roger pay up? Freddy’s beef was that Roger never paid him what he said he would for Flanders. Robert Millar complained that he lost the Vuelta because his manager would not do deals with some of the other teams against Spanish opposition. This raises the question: in team budgets are payoffs a line item on listed under miscellaneous expenses? Or are riders expected to cough up personally?

    Race organizers typically pay their appearance fees and winnings in cash so the payoffs happen under the table; its one of the ways the organization of the sport has been complicit in all the cheating going on.

    All paid in cash, and the deals are usually, “If you help me win…” meaning that they only pay out if the win comes.

  33. @kixsand

    @DerHoggz

    @scaler911

    @Haldy

    More 70″²s awesomeness V-Locus style….

    Love love that photo!

    My puny mortal brain cannot even begin to comprehend his position.

    Yeah…having trouble wrapping my head around that paperclip like turn from back to leg – fuck me freddy.

    That’s pure flexibility of the hammies and lower back; no forward hip rotation going on there.

  34. @frank

    @wiscot

    So how awesome was Freddy? In 1977 when with the Red Guard of Flandria, he won 13 stages of the Vuelta! That’s right, 13 fucking stage wins. He led the race from start to finish and his teammate Michel Pollentier won a stage too. That is dominance never seen since.

    Pollentier being the ugliest rider of his generation and also did a major fumble when peeing into a cup at l’Alpe in the ’78 Tour after winning the stage and taking yellow. The ol’ condom-fill-with-pee ploy.

    @wiscot

    @ped

    @wiscot How ’bout de Vlaeminck paying Jan Raas a shedload to chase down team-mate Moser in Paris-Roubaix, to make it look like he was just sitting in the wheel, they didn’t manage to catch him tho

    I can believe it, but did Roger pay up? Freddy’s beef was that Roger never paid him what he said he would for Flanders. Robert Millar complained that he lost the Vuelta because his manager would not do deals with some of the other teams against Spanish opposition. This raises the question: in team budgets are payoffs a line item on listed under miscellaneous expenses? Or are riders expected to cough up personally?

    Race organizers typically pay their appearance fees and winnings in cash so the payoffs happen under the table; its one of the ways the organization of the sport has been complicit in all the cheating going on.

    All paid in cash, and the deals are usually, “If you help me win…” meaning that they only pay out if the win comes.

    Yeah, Freddy and Michel P – not the two most handsome dudes in the 70s peloton. I’m crap at posting, but if you’re a hot bike groupie, who you gonna call: Roger DeVlaeminck? The Prophet? Didi Thurau? Lo Scerifo?  or Freddy or Michel? Mind you, sometimes fame cancels out lot of ugliness.

  35. @wiscot

    Moser is still a fucking stud.

    It angers me how some of these men just keep looking more badass as they get older. I, on the other hand, look increasingly like washed-up seaweed.

  36. @wiscot Damn!

    Then you’ve got Fabian and Bone-dog holding up the rear on the current generation.

    [dmalbum: path=”/velominati.com/wp-content/uploads/readers/frank/2013.11.19.16.46.12/2//”/]

    Would someone please post the assos girl and bring some reason back to this thread for fucks sake??

  37. @frank

    That’s pure flexibility of the hammies and lower back; no forward hip rotation going on there.

    No shit, his lower back is perpendicular to the surface of the earth. Unearthly.

  38. @frank

    Would someone please post the assos girl and bring some reason back to this thread for fucks sake??

    Cinelli girl may also be accepted.

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