What do you do during the off-season when your name is Roger de Vlaeminck and you’re a certified organic free-range studmuffin?
You roll down to the local Six Day in your Chick MagnetTM tweed suit and bring the ladies in for your pals while you stay Pre-Race Kelly, that’s what.
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@the Engine
12 for me! (colon, hyphen, capital 'D') Does that make me a old fart (despite missing the question about the year)?
@Deakus
Semi-colon, hyphen, close brackets - you'll recall Victor Borges "phonetic punctuation" of course...
@CanuckChuck
Yes
First time out. 15 points. I suspect this won't happen again.
@Chris
Git! Nobody likes a smartarse!!
@Deakus
As long as this doesn't become a trend... if it does, we may need to place a call to Travis Tygart...
Travis Tygart
@CanuckChuck
Fuck Tygart! I'm outwith his jurisdiction.
I will however confess. I have had several doses of Lemsip Max and a Strepsil today. If you told me that doing a Ricco on myself would make me feel better I'd give it a go.