Brett

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Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde Van Vlaanderen 2017

Some things come, some things go. On Sunday in Flanders, there will be a mix of joy and melancholy as…

8 years ago

The Justifier

I kind of like the fact that I still have to look up what number certain Rules are. Some stick…

9 years ago

The Shower

As far as Cycling and racing iconography goes, Paris-Roubaix sits at the very zenith. It's the most revered race among…

9 years ago

On Rule #33: The Sagan Clause

Rule #33 has to be one of the most discussed, deconstructed and divisive of all the Rules. I suppose there's something…

9 years ago

Lights On Legs

Cycling is made up of hundreds of minute details, forming a larger entity which is generally simplified and viewed as the intrinsically simple…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2016

A lot has happened in the last ten years of le Tour, and a lot of it stemmed from the…

9 years ago

Anatomy Of A Photo: The Battle Of The 13th Bunker

Sylvester wasn't happy with his second shot at the 13th. "I say, I've blimmin well hooked that one tewwibly to…

9 years ago

The Quick Zip Salute

Diego Ulissi did us all a service on stage 4 of the Giro. Not only did he win in the…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Tour Of Chongming Island 2016

Ok, so we know you're all excited about the Giro starting tonight, and poring over your picks and determining who…

9 years ago

The Suit Lining

"A fine suit is only as good as its lining" once said someone more versed in the art of the…

9 years ago

Reverence: Straight Round Tubes

Tradition and innovation sit mostly comfortably alongside each other in Cycling. The bicycle itself is inherently a very simple machine,…

10 years ago

Shit Gets Real

Can you feel that? That itchy, twitchy feeling... that's anticipation, it's expectation, it's Belgian fucking racing fever! You know you've…

10 years ago

Half Man, Half Couch

I never used to get injured. I could ride all day on hardly any water or food, under the Australian…

10 years ago

Single Gun Theory

Kids are assholes. Kids are also sensitive and vulnerable, and the two extremes are usually not found together in the…

10 years ago

A Shift In Time

Returning to your roots can be both a rewarding and sobering experience. The nostalgia one feels for the halcyon days…

10 years ago

On Rule #30: In Defence Of The Frame Pump

Going against the grain is something I think I've been doing with some degree of success for a good portion…

10 years ago

Freedom

Modern society is pretty much fucked. The world is made up of vacuous, self-centered morons brainwashed by the internet and mainstream…

10 years ago

Anatomy Of A Screen Shot: The Ghost Of Fons Vanacker

Outside of East Flanders, little is known of Bart Vanacker's elder half-brother Fons. Around the streets of Ronse, however, The…

10 years ago

Ace of Base

It's still a month away. You've got plenty of base. If those words were being spoken about an upcoming DJ…

10 years ago

Just Add X

Belgium has a host of great names, and not just for Cyclists. Riding past a farm equipment outlet or workshop after…

10 years ago