Brett

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Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde Van Vlaanderen 2017

Some things come, some things go. On Sunday in Flanders, there will be a mix of joy and melancholy as…

8 years ago

The Justifier

I kind of like the fact that I still have to look up what number certain Rules are. Some stick…

8 years ago

The Shower

As far as Cycling and racing iconography goes, Paris-Roubaix sits at the very zenith. It's the most revered race among…

8 years ago

On Rule #33: The Sagan Clause

Rule #33 has to be one of the most discussed, deconstructed and divisive of all the Rules. I suppose there's something…

8 years ago

Lights On Legs

Cycling is made up of hundreds of minute details, forming a larger entity which is generally simplified and viewed as the intrinsically simple…

8 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2016

A lot has happened in the last ten years of le Tour, and a lot of it stemmed from the…

8 years ago

Anatomy Of A Photo: The Battle Of The 13th Bunker

Sylvester wasn't happy with his second shot at the 13th. "I say, I've blimmin well hooked that one tewwibly to…

9 years ago

The Quick Zip Salute

Diego Ulissi did us all a service on stage 4 of the Giro. Not only did he win in the…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Tour Of Chongming Island 2016

Ok, so we know you're all excited about the Giro starting tonight, and poring over your picks and determining who…

9 years ago

The Suit Lining

"A fine suit is only as good as its lining" once said someone more versed in the art of the…

9 years ago

Reverence: Straight Round Tubes

Tradition and innovation sit mostly comfortably alongside each other in Cycling. The bicycle itself is inherently a very simple machine,…

9 years ago

Shit Gets Real

Can you feel that? That itchy, twitchy feeling... that's anticipation, it's expectation, it's Belgian fucking racing fever! You know you've…

9 years ago

Half Man, Half Couch

I never used to get injured. I could ride all day on hardly any water or food, under the Australian…

9 years ago

Single Gun Theory

Kids are assholes. Kids are also sensitive and vulnerable, and the two extremes are usually not found together in the…

9 years ago

A Shift In Time

Returning to your roots can be both a rewarding and sobering experience. The nostalgia one feels for the halcyon days…

9 years ago

On Rule #30: In Defence Of The Frame Pump

Going against the grain is something I think I've been doing with some degree of success for a good portion…

9 years ago

Freedom

Modern society is pretty much fucked. The world is made up of vacuous, self-centered morons brainwashed by the internet and mainstream…

9 years ago

Anatomy Of A Screen Shot: The Ghost Of Fons Vanacker

Outside of East Flanders, little is known of Bart Vanacker's elder half-brother Fons. Around the streets of Ronse, however, The…

9 years ago

Ace of Base

It's still a month away. You've got plenty of base. If those words were being spoken about an upcoming DJ…

9 years ago

Just Add X

Belgium has a host of great names, and not just for Cyclists. Riding past a farm equipment outlet or workshop after…

9 years ago