Riding a bicycle involves much more than just pushing the pedals around in a perfect sweep of muscular elegance while Looking Fantastic…
Physics tells us that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The conservation law extend beyond the physical world and…
The Rules lie at the beginning of The Path, not the end. In pursuit of La Vie Velominatus, we know…
It's no secret that I'm prone to riding in the big ring as much as possible, mostly on account of…
It has been a brutal week for us Keepers, having decided not to hold a Keepers Tour this year. Watching…
I had always imagined that de Ronde van Vlaanderen must be hardest race in the world. The way I worked…
Vlaanderen. Its no accident the Flemish word for Flanders starts with a V; there is nothing simple or easy about…
Gravity is the most unavoidable force on Earth, with the possible exception of Stupidity. And like with Stupidity, you can…
Everyone knows you need at least three road bikes - two if you're absolutely determined to make a point about…
Evolution doesn't really seem to be part of the picture anymore, at least not where humans and our direct reports…
The Kemmelberg is a brute. In my opinion, its the hardest of the cobbled climbs in the Spring Classics; it…
Het Volk (it will always be Het Volk to me) and now the Strade Bianche may well mark the sentimental…
I came strongly into the Fall, stronger than in other years thanks to a late-season objective to do well at…
We recently lost our beloved Great Dane, Kirki, who we nicknamed Beene for reasons that elude logic. She was a…
I wasn't anywhere near old enough to hold a driver's license but my dad had already bought me a motorcycle.…
Wind is an asshole. I have no patience left for it. It has all of it been used up, gone, finished.…
My favorite feeling is perhaps the empty hollowness of hunger. That statement, in itself, is a declaration of the privileged…
The illusion of transparency is perhaps the most important tool the Velominatus has in their toolbox, apart from having some…
The most important moment in a man's life is the first time they have a beer. I place it on…
I don't know if it's because I see something of myself in them or if it awakens some kind of…