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Rule #12 and the Cascade Effect

[rule number=12/] That is a very reasonable opening salvo for the Rule about bike ownership. Three is good and certainly…

8 years ago

Strangers in Paradise- CycleVentoux to The Rescue

Living in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and getting to Italy is not a quick or easy trip. Who's…

8 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: VVomen’s World Road Race 2016

I cannot get excited about a world championship road race on a flat course. I get it, the sprinters need…

8 years ago

Awesome Danish Guys: Brian Holm

Or as Bob Roll keeps calling him Bri-ann Holm?! I have three reasons right off the top of my head…

8 years ago

Dialing in the Stable

This was going to be an article about Rule #45. It is amazing how much time is wasted and matches…

8 years ago

Non-Grimpeur’s Revenge

It's a little late to be writing about the road races in Rio...but gawd damn, they were both so good…

8 years ago

Matching the drapes to the rug

As a longtime titanium bike owner, I've always been jealous of a beautiful painted frame but Ti and carbon frames…

8 years ago

Tough Boys

Forget the skinny climbers for a moment. Let's talk about these two on Stage 16 and appreciate just why they…

8 years ago

Spiderman and His Climbing Monkey

How can anyone be such a great cyclist and look so ungainly on a bike? Does this not violate a…

8 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia Internazionale Femminile 2016

That is quite a name. And it is quite a race, no rest days, ten days of racing in Italy.…

8 years ago

The Works: It’s All About The Bike, Sean Yates

It's been awhile since a book has been reviewed on Velominati. Who has time to read books? I needed some…

8 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de Suisse 2016

We are opening the rolling metal door to the VSP generator and warming it up for this weekend's start of…

8 years ago

When the Wheels Come Off

This is perhaps painfully obvious to everyone but me and if so, sorry I've yet again wasted  your time. The…

9 years ago

FFS Friday: Rule #95 Violations

[rule number="95"/] This festering blight on the Cycling landscape seemed to start with cross-country mountain bikers, who often finish their…

9 years ago

Son of a Gun

I have gone off before about choosing your parents wisely. I wish I had been paying more attention as a…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Amstel Gold 2016

Ooooof! The VSP generator and operators need more than a week to recover from that race. Tommeke may never recover,…

9 years ago

How To Watch Paris-Roubaix

In order of preference: Hang out with William and Alex of Pavé Cycling Classics. You will see the race at…

9 years ago

Awesome Dutch Nerds

Finally the Dutch are showing their true potential. No one is going to read the Friday-before-De-Ronde post unless it is…

9 years ago

Velominati’s Sock Height Calculator: Refining the Goldilocks Principle

Firstly, all you kids, kindly get off my lawn. Especially you kids who wear too tall black socks with white…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Gent – Wevelgem 2016

Deinze - Wevelgem really but Gent sounds correct, like Het Volk. Last year's windy wet edition was a pretty awesome…

9 years ago