Folklore

The Fasting Ride

I've been doing fasting rides on the weekend, before breakfast and maybe also before lunch, depending on how long the ride…

9 years ago

The Graceful Touch of La Volupté

I get to certain parts of my training when I begin to crave his blows, especially in winter. Winter is…

9 years ago

On the Rivet

I'm proud to declare that I am fluent in three languages: Hyperbole, Dutch, and English. All of them rubbish. The…

9 years ago

Anatomy Of A Screen Shot: The Ghost Of Fons Vanacker

Outside of East Flanders, little is known of Bart Vanacker's elder half-brother Fons. Around the streets of Ronse, however, The…

9 years ago

Celeste

In grade school, a teacher once asked me to name my favorite color, a query to which I responded with the only…

9 years ago

La Vie Velominatus: Gun Envy

Three things define a Cyclist: their ability to crush fools, their ability to Look Fantastic, and the Magnificence of their Guns. If…

10 years ago

De Vlaamse Disco

I'm not a good dancer. I've come to this conclusion not through study but through ridicule and injury. Apparently it…

10 years ago

On Rule #43: Shaming the Sensei

I think it would be hard for anyone to make the case that Eddy Merckx was Roger de Vlaeminck's Cycling Sensei, but I…

10 years ago

Anatomy Of A Photo: Mad Jacques, Pioneer Of Neutral Service

Whenever you see one of those yellow cars or motorcycles laden with spare wheels and manned by efficiently deliberate young…

10 years ago

Three Points in Space

Most great ideas in life are accompanied by an unforeseen consequence of equal or greater magnitude. For instance, no one…

10 years ago

In Memoriam: The LBS

There was a time when I held down 'real jobs'. Jobs with (a little) stress, with (some) responsibility, but without soul.…

11 years ago

Convergence of the Two Fives

Physics tells us that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The conservation law extend beyond the physical world and…

11 years ago

Hunger

My favorite feeling is perhaps the empty hollowness of hunger. That statement, in itself, is a declaration of the privileged…

11 years ago

Post-Ride Recovery Ales

The most important moment in a man's life is the first time they have a beer. I place it on…

11 years ago

Anatomy Of A Photo: Screen-grab From A Golden Age

Even though in today's mountain bike world the bikes are better, the clothing more appropriate, and there are more trails…

11 years ago

Les Choix

I've never been able to decide if choices are a gift or a curse; a lack of choices introduces simplicity…

11 years ago

Of Course, But Maybe

I'm a naturally loud and weird person who expresses excitement through volume. Also, alcohol is supposed to be a depressant, but…

11 years ago

Anatomy Of A Photo: Life Is Beautiful

Guido went to extraordinary lengths to shield young Joshua from the horrors of the war. On the way to the…

11 years ago

The Elements

Water is an asshole, at least when it comes to bicycles. So is wind, now that I think of it;…

11 years ago