Strength can be a fickle thing this time of year, when the training isn't as consistent as it should be;…
We're an odd bunch, us Cyclists. Shaved legs, scars, tan lines, muscular legs paired to scrawny upper bodies. These things…
It's the ride you'll do the most. The hardest ride you'll ever do, too. You'll do it so often that…
The Goldilocks Principle is under assault, balance is lost. Without balance, we are reduced to savages. Steerectile dysfunction is spreading…
We're not really supposed to have favorites, but everyone does. Just ask your parents. So while I'm not supposed to…
The dark makes everything worse; something primal awakens in us when the sun has gone and we are wrapped in…
I'm a naturally loud and weird person who expresses excitement through volume. Also, alcohol is supposed to be a depressant, but…
Although he was already an active community member, I began my friendship with Dan Richter in early 2012 after he…
Assuming you ride somewhere outside the borders of Antarctica, you have likely already heard about the injustice being imposed on…
Patience has never come naturally to me - I'm more Calvin than I am Hobbes in that regard. Yet I am…
I walk away from social gatherings with an acute sense of accomplishment whenever I haven't offended anyone and when my…
Having asthma is kind of like winning the lottery, except it happens to more people and instead of money you…
He didn't really want to be awake at this hour, but it was the only way. Or one of them,…
My first bicycle opened a new world to me, one where range was measured by will and pedal revolutions, not…
A Velominatus maintains their machine with meticulous care, doting over it daily. A bicycle is a tool, but it is…
I envy my dog. There is nothing in her life that can not be immediately obtained that she bothers herself…
The only people I would care to be with now are artists and people who have suffered: those who know…
I'm fluent in three languages: Dutch, English, and Hyperbole. The third is an acquired talent developed by creative and narcissistic…
An ancient Velominati legend states that when the The Prophet created the common fly, he gave it a maximum air…
No words survive here, only echoes. Echoes of our hopes, of our plans, of our failures. What we thought we…