If Rule #12 does not smolder deep in your soul, you might not be a Velominatus. I'll still be riffling…
Where would cycling be without the malted recovery beverage? Does El Pistolero crush a few pints after the Giro? A…
Whenever something tries to be something it isn't, you wind up getting into trouble. Those Cutlass Cruisers in the 70's…
[rule number=3/] With The Rules being officially published in three languages (English English, American English, and soon Dutch) and now also…
We are presently in the calm eye of the Spring Classics typhoon. Last weekend the Ronde blew through leaving more…
The rain is coming down in sheets, blowing sideways out from the coast. I hear its intensity more than I feel…
My training hasn't gone as I'd like it to be going. My days keep getting loaded up with things that…
Rule #12 is a luxury of passion; the #1 for good weather and epic rides or races, the Nine Bike…
[rule number=50] Back when this Rule was coined, it seemed to have little meaning or relevance at all to Cycling.…
Either CO2 cannisters or mini-pumps should be carried in jersey pockets (See Rule #31). The only exception to this rule…
It doesn't take a genius to see what's going on here. Rule #5, Rule #9, Rule #10; every rider in…
It never gets easier, you just go faster. - Greg LeMond Rule #5 looms above the other Rules in terms of…
Summer is a time for getting fat. Winter is a time for getting fat as well, but in a different…
Brett's fine Nick Cave article got me thinking about music and cycling. We spend lots of time alone on our bikes.…
Rule #33- Legs are to be carefully shaved at all times. This is one of the Rules that really defines the…
When it comes to Rule Compliance, we have at our disposal three viable options. The first is to Obey the Rules. That…
Maui Velominatus Dave is tapering for this Saturday's Cycle to the Sun. It is more mass start, time trial to…
This note arrived to the Velominati Bunker back in April. It was a confession. It was a cautionary one. Everyone…
"You ruined a heap of photos!" Not the words you want to hear when the photos in question are ones…
The divisive nature of Rule #29 is not to be underestimated. It is but a humble satchel, but our rejection of its use…