There is nothing more disappointing than discovering the truth behind a myth or spotting the mortal behind a legend. This is why I…
Doing things the hard way is a luxury. It says to the world that we've beat evolution; intelligence is no match for…
Summer is a time for getting fat. Winter is a time for getting fat as well, but in a different…
Cyclists love socks. I know I do. I'd make a point of collecting as many pairs as I could from…
Most great ideas in life are accompanied by an unforeseen consequence of equal or greater magnitude. For instance, no one…
No technology can increase the energy of the willpower of the rider, nor can it lessen the doubts which sometimes…
When it comes to Rule Compliance, we have at our disposal three viable options. The first is to Obey the Rules. That…
Maybe it's the narcissist in me or maybe I never really learned how to share properly, but I prefer my…
I don't know how a guy who shows off the better part of a half meter of seat post comes…
"You ruined a heap of photos!" Not the words you want to hear when the photos in question are ones…
The divisive nature of Rule #29 is not to be underestimated. It is but a humble satchel, but our rejection of its use…
Despite the proclivity towards being all-knowing that comes as a consequence of my being Dutch, the most beautiful things in…
Gravity is the most unavoidable force on Earth, with the possible exception of Stupidity. And like with Stupidity, you can…
I came strongly into the Fall, stronger than in other years thanks to a late-season objective to do well at…
Wind is an asshole. I have no patience left for it. It has all of it been used up, gone, finished.…
My favorite feeling is perhaps the empty hollowness of hunger. That statement, in itself, is a declaration of the privileged…
Not one to subscribe to the slew of text speak or acronyms that permeate the modern vernacular (well, not too…
I'm a naturally loud and weird person who expresses excitement through volume. Also, alcohol is supposed to be a depressant, but…
Finding The V-Locus is something of an extension of the Goldilocks Principle; bars set somewhere between Sit Up and Beg…
A Velominatus gives the impression of having been born on the bike; the connection between rider and machine is so…