Vermont is spelled with a capital “V”, surely no coincidence. With the loads of mountains and climbs available, it had to start with a “V”. I mean, if it was mountainous enough to draw a runaway “loose” nun who left the church for a sailor, it must be good, right? (Great nordic skiing there””Trapp Family Lodge, if you are there in the winter months as well).
Anyways, being a seventh generation “V”ermonter myself, who was raised on a family farm on Rogers’ Hill in West Newbury, VT (which was hand cleared and settled in 1763 by my G-G-G-G-G-Grandfather and still owned by my father) I have a deep love and feel for VT, liberal politics notwithstanding. So when I heard about the 200 on 100 “Dumptruck of Awesome” that was available, I just knew that I had to do it. And not only that, I knew that I had to share this beautiful “Ode to the V in Vermont” with all of my best cyber-cycling-soul mates. Okay, soul mates might be going a bit far there, but you get my meaning.
So, enough with the intro.
Break out the rollers, get on the trainers, find your winter gear; lay off the seconds, nurse that one glass of booze, hold the toasting to one drink, dodge Cupid’s chocolates and shoot the Easter Bunny because training for this bastard started yesterday and you’ll be paying for it on the 28th of June, 2012 in spades!
See you in the pre-dawn hours on the Canadian border with our eyes firmly fixed on the prize of the Massachusetts border. Let’s drive this dump truck like Mel Gibson leaving the compound in a post-apocalyptic world, baby!
Route and location details on the Cogal Event Page.
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@Gianni thanks, I think @Buck Rogers has it all on Strava so I hope he gets that up.
Fuck me running !!! congratulations to all.
can't wait to see the full report and pictures.
ride of the year award
@Rob What is his strava accound/ user name ? nicolas jacops is mine part of the velominati strava group rule 74 violatros
@Rob
+1 Rob, and not surprisingly, beautifully said. Roger was the heart and soul of this ride, although Marty, Matt and tim are right there with him.
The ride would have been inconceivable without them (and the word does mean what I think it means!)
My left knee has swollen up like a balloon today but I have no regrets at all. My favorite moment upon first reflection is when Rob and I were riding through the streets of North Adams, bothed totally cooked, and we clasped hands a la Lemond and Hinault and just exulted in the moment. So amazing, a true life moment.
@Belgian Cobblestones
Ahh, I am under the user name Buck Rogers, I think. I have only posted about three rides ever and only joined this spring. I am still in VT with very sketchy computer access. I will try to post the ride once I get back to Texas in July.
@G'rilla
You are ready to take on your own Pedalwan, my son. You have completed the trials.
@mcsqueak
Yeah, i don't think anyone intentionally DNF's a ride like this; a DNF means total depletion.
@Tim
Tim, you pretty much summarized what constitues a perfect Cogal. That's why its different from a group ride. Its the whole experience. Chapeau to all of you.
The only thing missing from the story is the tales of hammering down in the neighborhood of 10 ales per person.
@Buck Rogers
Unacceptable! We'll all have forgotten and no one will care by July. That's TWO WHOLE DAYS AWAY. And I bet you don't even mean July 1.
POST IT NOW, BEYOTCH. Its not like you have anywhere to go with that wonky knee. You can wait for the monkeys to carry the bytes from your computer over to SFO where Strava is, one at a time.
I would like to take this moment to state for the record (before @CanuckChuck besmirches my good name and accuses me of neglecting him in the dark and alone on the road) I was merely acting in the best interests of his lights and protecting them from his abusive behavior of forcing them to illuminate his way to glory.
Again, I'm really sorry and I don't know how we missed you. I still owe ya a beer (or ten).