All Aboard The Keepers Tour: Latest Update

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It’s so close I can almost taste it. The mud. The dust. The heavy Spring air, turning to rain, blown across the fields of Flanders, where many a battle has been fought, in trenches and on wheels. Battles fought against other men, battles fought within each man. My own mind is in battle; am I worthy? Will I be prepared for the beating my body will take, and will my mind deal with it? Well, I’m not going to my own grave without doing this. I will survive on V.

The Keepers Tour just gets better and better. The team at Pavé Cycling Tours should be known as the Mailmen of Flanders, because they just keep on delivering. It seems almost every day there’s an email informing us of an addition to the tour, and our responses are more and more ‘screaming teenager’ than composed adult. To say we’re excited about this trip could be the understatement of the year. We’re excited.

The latest gems from Alex and William include;

  • Meeting the legendary Freddy Maertens at the Flanders Museum in Oudenaarde.
  • Meeting Vincent Lavenau and the Ag2R team and mechanics at their motel on the Friday before Roubaix.
  • A private opening of the Casa Grinta restaurant, with what is described as one of the most ‘insane’ collections of cycling jerseys in the world, plus ‘Belgian Fusion’ food.
  • Riding into the Roubaix velodrome after our day in Hell, and cleansing in the iconic showers. (TBC)
  • A musette from Pavé’s partner Ravito, stuffed with cycling badges and a cap. (In addition to the special V Musette from us containing a V-Pint and special V-Shirt, not available for sale elsewhere.)
  • A possible showdown with Cycling Tips blog’s own Tour, with some cool prizes up for grabs, along with a ton of laughs.
  • A Cogal to be held in conjunction with our ride of the Ronde parcours on the Saturday before Roubaix.

Of course, this is all in addition to the already confirmed awesomeness of riding with The Lion of Flanders Johan Museeuw, touring the Eddy Merckx factory, riding on the Gent velodrome, touring the Brunehaut brewery (where our organic Malteni beer is produced) and another cycling museum visit in Beveren. There’s a heap of other activities confirmed too, so email us for the full presentation.

And the best part? All of this is included in the super low price! Everything. All meals, all accommodation, all drinks (yes, beer!) and hanging out with a cool bunch of like-minded bike nuts.

Sell your first-born if you have to, but don’t miss out on a week, or weekend of pure Classics bliss. There are still a few seats available, so book yours now.

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163 Replies to “All Aboard The Keepers Tour: Latest Update”

  1. @Dr C

    Merckx damn you all! I hope the ‘Phlegmish’ weather is Flemish and the cobbles shake your b..ls out of their ‘pocket’… who laughs last, laughs best!

  2. @Chris

    This does raise a more important question, though, will there be a special subset of The Rules governing Tour Behaviour, both on and off the bike?

    Just Casually deliberate, casually deliberate. If you have a tweede suite, then all the better. But I’m not hauling a suit over to Europe, so I, for one, will be wearing the special-edition, not for resale KT V-Shirt that comes with registration…

    @ChrisO

    He’s based in Flanders IIRC and often tweets in some indecipherable combination of spitting and guttural throat-clearing, which I take to be Flemish, so I think he probably knows exactly what it means.

    HEY!! Its a beautifully expressive language!

  3. @JC Belgium
    Phil and Paul were discussing the fact that he’s a Flemish speaker at the beginning of one of the TDU stages the other day and mentioned that his wife was Flemish. Her political views may have rubbed off or he was making a statement on her behalf. Doesn’t your other half chose your socks for you?

  4. @frank

    @Chris

    This does raise a more important question, though, will there be a special subset of The Rules governing Tour Behaviour, both on and off the bike?

    Just Casually Deliberate, Casually Deliberate. If you have a tweede suite, then all the better. But I’m not hauling a suit over to Europe…

    And I’m not hauling a sofa around with me. That would really screw with the excess baggage. I may have a tweed jacket in the wardrobe but it’ll be a bit more traditional than JV’s. If training really goes to plan I could probably squeeze into my kilt but I’d run the risk of being mistaken for a Scot.

  5. @Chris

    @Chris

    No, my mother choses my socks. (wink)
    I don’t know his political views, nor his wife’s. I am just not sure about a political purpose and see no reason why he would be a Flamingant (=activist of the Flemish movement).
    and probably, he received these socks from SockGuy, his personal sponsor…

    @frank

    HEY!! Its a beautifully expressive language!

    thank you, @frank

  6. @Chris
    …kilt….yayaya

    rather than bringing one, do you think we could rent an 10 seater sofa to watch the RVV roadside – and a couple of hospital beds for the nearly made it contestants – the thought of standing for more than a few seconds the day after the P-R run fills me with dread

  7. @JC Belgium
    Hmmm, not sure about those. They’ll clash with just about everything.

    You can buy cycling socks with just about any flag or badge you want apart from the European flag which would be the most appropriate on that side of the channel. Don’t you guys want to be European?

  8. It’s gonna be an awesome trip you’re all going on, wouldn’t it be just fantastic if The Prophet just happened to be at the factory and came and said hello, even though it probably couldn’t get much more awesome.

  9. @Chris

    European, like one country, or just feeling European? What exactly do you mean?
    if even in a small country like Belgium political tensions between Flemish and Walloon are high, why would you want to be European?

  10. @Dr C
    Just trying to be all inclusive, we happily poke gentle fun at pretty much everyone else, the various sheep bothering nations, our american cousins, the Scots and Irish and generally take it on the chin without dispatching a gunboat when someone gives some back, so why not the Euro-zone?

  11. @JC Belgium

    Can’t wear Marxist socks… we’d have nothing to lose but our chains.

    @Frank
    You’re Dutch… Flemish probably sounds like French does to English speakers.

  12. After a few days of Flemish Ales, frites and “Belgian Fusion” cuisine, you may need to put on a pair of these bad boys…

  13. @Chris

    @Dr CJust trying to be all inclusive, we happily poke gentle fun at pretty much everyone else, the various sheep bothering nations, our american cousins, the Scots and Irish and generally take it on the chin without dispatching a gunboat when someone gives some back, so why not the Euro-zone?

    agreed, they do seem to get away lightly in the slagging off stakes, which is surpising given the standard of the Eurovision Song Contest

  14. A google image search of “sheep bothering” turns up almost-disappointingly pedestrian pictures of actual people, actually bothering sheep. I was expecting some slightly-more risque results.

  15. @JC Belgium
    It seems that much of what comes out of the European bureaucrats is moving towards a single state in such away that is damaging to the rights and customs of it’s member nations and has become law without any apparent democratic process. The perception over here, certainly in the media is that many Europeans aren’t unduly concerned by such a shift from member nations to a single state. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to be European.

  16. @Chris

    It seems that much of what comes out of the European bureaucrats is moving towards a single state in such away that is damaging to the rights and customs of it’s member nations and has become law without any apparent democratic process. The perception over here, certainly in the media is that many Europeans aren’t unduly concerned by such a shift from member nations to a single state. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to be European.

    WTF – political commentary – this site is no place for such educated and considered opinion

  17. Hugely irrelevant, but I maybe seeing my greatest ever sporting achievement unfolding before my very eyes

    I am currently lying 229th out of 160,000 entries in the Volvo Ocean Race Game Online – pick that one out!

    I only point this out, as it is all about to go pear shaped for me, and I believe in blowing one’s trumpet before disappearing up one’s own ass

    Thank you for listening

  18. @Dr C

    I discovered after posting that my “safe search” setting was set to moderate. Thank Merckx for that, as it seems to have sheltered me.

    @Chris

    I googled “sheep bothering,” because I had never heard that phrase before. For some reason I hit the “images” search as well. It was only after doing so that I realized that searching for images of “sheep bothering” may turn up some undesirable results. Luckily, the “safe search” settings saved me from the psychic trauma. Rest assured, I do not plan on re-running the search with the safe-search turned off. I’d have a lot of ‘splaining to do to our IT guy.

  19. @Dr C
    Congratulations. I finished second in the Canadian Correspondence Chess Championship a couple of years back. But that didn’t have 160,000 participants…

  20. @ChrisO

    You’re Dutch… Flemish probably sounds like French does to English speakers.

    Its just a dialect…so Flemish sounds like French does to French speakers…

    @JC Belgium
    My guess is the designer at Sock Guy picked the all black one because its easier to make, not for any political reason…

    @Dr C

    Fronk, are you going to pretend not to be Dutch for the Tour?

    I’m going to start with hoping that my Dutch has stayed good enough not to land all y’all in prison for something I said. After that, I’ll just pretend to be me and the Dutch will assume I’m Dutch and the Flemish will assume I’m Flemish because of the ambient Awesome everywhere I go.

  21. @Steampunk @Dr C

    I won a basket of groceries as a kid from a grocery store grand opening I attended with a friend’s family, as her dad was a distributor or somesuch.

    Winning!

  22. @Marko
    Halo?

    Is that some sort of linguistic greeting game – Ola, Halo, Hello, Bounjourno, Buenas dias?

    If it is an XBox360/ PS3 type of thing, you wanna get practising before your son starts kicking your butt – they take no prisoners from about 3 yoa onwards – you have been warned

  23. @Steampunk

    @Dr C
    Congratulations. I finished second in the Canadian Correspondence Chess Championship a couple of years back. But that didn’t have 160,000 participants…

    Hey, a win is a win

    Even when you come second

  24. While we are at it, I won a bottle of Rasperryade for first place at a Funny Dives competition in Barley Cove near Dingle a few (30+) years ago

    I think we may have invented a new game here….

    One never tires of marvelling at one’s own achievements, such is the nature of self belief

  25. @Dr C
    Sorry, won’t happen again. Was just trying to explain my previous comment to @JC Belgium. Thought about just telling him to ignore me but didn’t want to make it seem like I was trying to exclude anyone from a conversation.

    Intervals in the saucepan cupboard again for me tonight.

  26. @JC Belgium

    @Dr C
    Frank will blow his cover when he orders Heineken instead of Jupiler…

    Given his cycling heroes, I think Frank would be more likely to order a Piraat.

  27. @JC Belgium

    @Dr C
    I have to admit: I am addicted to cyclo porn!
    and: Robbie is one of the first riders I remember from my childhood. I saw him winning for the first time on the champs-elysees, while I was watching cycling in grandfather’s armchair. From then on, he was my favourite sprinter, and he still is. He has my deepest respect as rider and as a person! (although I met him only twice) (found it on the livestrong site)
    @ChrisO
    I am not sure, and of course he knows what it means, but why would he care and make a statement? He is Aussie, came to Belgium for pro cycling, was living in Everbeek for 11 years and always said he would return to the Gold Coast, he did so in October… I think he just did it because of de Ronde van Vlaanderen, with the lion as a symbol of courage and perseverance.
    and yes, thank you, the ‘some indecipherable combination of spitting and guttural throat-clearing language’ is Flemish…
    well, it s just socks, aren t they?

    There’s a video on Sporza.be featuring Robbie talking non-Aussie lingo and having something to do with a moving truck and putting his stuff in a suitcase. Don’t understand a word, but his place looks lovely – overlooking the beach!

  28. @Dr C

    @Chris

    It seems that much of what comes out of the European bureaucrats is moving towards a single state in such away that is damaging to the rights and customs of it’s member nations and has become law without any apparent democratic process. The perception over here, certainly in the media is that many Europeans aren’t unduly concerned by such a shift from member nations to a single state. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to be European.

    WTF – political commentary – this site is no place for such educated and considered opinion

    Understood and I agree, @Chris, you have my vote…
    However! I post socks and we are heading towards a political debacle. I wish to apoligise to everyone involved. I will think about my actions and won’t do it again.

    @wiscot

    (thanks wiscot, I ve already watched it, sporza.be/wielrennen is one of my homepages)
    I know! so jealous about his place. about the moving truck: his stuff was stuck at boarder control and there were some difficulties, so the container had to go in quarantine for three months. it arrived a day too early, so they couldn’t unload it. about the suitcase: just preparing for TDU.

  29. @Dr C
    I suspect that I may be your competition for those socks. Lots of wet, cold conditions to ride in here in Germany, but the cobbles have all been too smooth.

    I suspect my tears will help with your decision. But I will console myself with another Belgian beverage.

  30. @Ron, @Dr C

    I’ll be gutted if we don’t get to ride the Arenberg. All the sufferfest roller sessions have etched it permanently onto my mind. It doesn’t matter how far I’ve ridden and what the conditions are like at that point, I’m now pre-programmed to hit those cobbles full gas, sur la plaque and turning 110rpm. Even if I only last for another 20 metres.

  31. @Chris

    @Ron, @Dr C
    I’ll be gutted if we don’t get to ride the Arenberg. All the sufferfest roller sessions have etched it permanently onto my mind. It doesn’t matter how far I’ve ridden and what the conditions are like at that point, I’m now pre-programmed to hit those cobbles full gas, Sur La Plaque and turning 110rpm. Even if I only last for another 20 metres.

    +1. Me too. It will be like one of those Homer Simpson moments of uncontrollable enhusiasm. Then one of us will crash into a tree and burst into flames.

  32. @Chris, @Bianchi Denti
    SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE. We’re riding the Trouée and we’re riding the Kapelmuur. Fuck the official routes, we’re riding the legendary stuff. That’s one of the beauties of not doing the cylosportives. We are there to ride on hallowed ground, not to yield to the will of whatever the race organizers want to do.

    Even if I have to break the law, I’m riding l’Trouée. Who’s with me?

  33. FMB’s have arrived. Shipping manifest is cool enough to give me heart palpitations.

    [dmalbum: path=”/velominati.com/wp-content/uploads/readers/frank/2012.01.25.05.01.05/”/]

  34. @frank

    So outside of race days, or when they are replacing cobbles, are these routes normally open to ride, or do you have to have some sort of connection, like the Pave folks?

    It sort of seems like living over there would be like having the most badass bike paths in the world. Shame if you couldn’t ride them at your leisure.

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